Not unrelated to the HUNGRY (hippos) movie, DYK that hippos are actually an invasive species problem in Colombia? It’s WILD. Currently Colombia is the only country outside Africa with wild hippos. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
We are truly in the weirdest timeline.
Also who am I kidding, I’m totally seeing this movie 🍿 😅
Oh my god 👀
You guys. A goose is nesting under the Spoon Bridge and Cherry. This is our Romulus and Remus moment. We already became ungovernable. Now we become myth. #Minneapolis.
"After a difficult year..., we were looking forward to...beach days...But the federal government had other plans. Immigration raids began in full tilt the 1st week of June...Sightings were flying across social media & protests were erupting downtown. Attendance dropped in our classrooms." 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾
It’s all terrible and I hate it here 😩
“WHO shutting down...[the Department of Policy, Law, & Human Rights]...didn’t come out of nowhere. It followed directly after the US withdrew its membership,”...Trump had signaled withdrawal from the WHO via a January 2025 executive order, & it was officially completed on January 22..."💔
Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".
Hi this joke is for me
Really glad to have Last Week Tonight back but I think I was better off not knowing what prediction markets were bc what in the actual fuck 😳💀 It’s like the worst aspects of gambling & high risk trading in 1 on steroids. youtu.be/ZN4njIQcSR4?...
Think of all the terrible writing that has come before, you almost literally cannot be worse without trying!
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Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated
You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to:
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Humans only. no ai.
I didn't expect to be hit with this level of accuracy regarding my own issues. Because damn.
To quote the famous meme: "'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs person who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."
The proper response is to simply not treat the cocaine-fueled fantasies of a billionaire sex pest as if they have any merit whatsoever, and simply not get caught up in a stoned freshman philosophy 101 argument with the stupidest fucking people who have ever lived.
Part of why this works is because the natural urge is to argue with them as if they're speaking in good faith.
It still benefits their advertisement, and deflection from actual current harms, when people argue about whether their sloppy jalopy can become a god or just a person.
They absolutely want the conversation to be "will this become as a god and judge mankind?!" instead of "what are we doing about all the guys using it to generate CSAM?"
Advertisement, and a way of shifting the conversation from real world harms to their cocaine-fueled delusions of grandeur.
They desperately want people talking about the danger of their dogshit extruder gaining sentience, and not the fact that it is currently actually factually poisoning Black people in the poor regions where they build data centers. Or convincing people to kill themselves, etc.
The billionaire sex pests pushing generative AI keep spinning up badly remembered science fiction scenarios of apocalypse, as both advertisement ("we are literally creating a god... it might be too powerful!") and as a way of shifting the conversation from its actual real world harms it already does
Baseball season is in full swing, NBA is heating up, march madness just ended and the NFL draft is next week and they all somehow still found space to do an article on the front fold about how dare anyone in the public question a reporter using AI to do her job for her , guess why
If you want to know what a coordinated propaganda campaign bankrolled by powerful interests looks like in practice,a version of this story calling the reporter's response "perfect" for doubling down has appeared in basically every sports pub today, guess why
ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...
Homeless debtors' prisons? Homeless convict leasing? Homeless chain gangs? That is what Louisiana is one step closer to after yesterday's vote.
Oh sorry, so religion and politics should be separate? Is that what you're saying? bsky.app/profile/atru...
I just want you all to know that every America First argument is just fancy Nazi defense. I hate everything about this timeline
So...a national socialist...hmm where have I heard that before?
Thanks Gordon!
I mean yall are alll right about Substack … but imma need everyone to start considering that a lot of people including legacy journalists…
LIKE the fact that Aubstack is racist and leans on unequal foundations
destruction of the voting rights act by a partisan court that thinks the blacks have it too good is on par with the ignominy of the courts that gutted the 14th amendment and killed the 1875 civil rights act
Looking forward to chatting w/my colleagues about how we can fill regulation gaps & keep data center development in check -- there's a lot to learn from what individual communities are doing to protect themselves & how to hold Big Tech accountable for energy & the environment.
BREAKING: A jury finds that Ticketmaster and Live Nation had an anticompetitive monopoly over big concert venues.
Ban this shit from your life.
Seriously. Boycott. And keep away from your kids.
