I hate to hand it to him, but the Pope makes some really good points.

This is structurally identical to a Da Share Z0ne post

On a wooden countertop, surrounded by roses, a green bowl sits full of twisty dark leaves, bright red rose petals and bits of bright ginger.

Romantasy fans, this one goes out to you!

Silk & Thorn is a garden full of lush overgrowth, silky red roses, and biting magic thorns alongside a savory, robust body of roasted oolong bedding down fragrant flower petals and warming ginger heat. STEAMY.

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The through bit on this joke...

"mournful tits" is a phrase that has lived in my head since I first saw this one

Best depiction of Mr. Fantastic.

I have no idea how Steven Rattazzi did these lines without cracking up every time.

NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

We are the sons of the boys that you couldn't bring back to town

Always have backup prosciutto

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS FETCH ME NEIL (Picture of a white rat in front of a tiny colorful play piano) "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

Fetch me Neil

an illustration of a rat floating in the air with a xylophone.

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes!
#illustration #rat #NeilBangingOutTheTunes

Everybody poops. Even Beetlejuice. Especially Beetlejuice. Mainly Beetlju- OHOHOHOHOHO THAT WAS CLOSE!!
Almost got me you incontinent pervert

How about we give ICE's budget to NASA and see what they can do with it? #Artemis

The Sandlot

But a cottage industry of caterwauling YouTubers in beards insisted to me that no one watched or liked it.

Someone left
my truck

out

in the rain

And I don't think
that I can trust it

'cause it took no time
to rust it

and I'll never charge
that battery

again

Harrison Ford would be the greatest poster if he ever deigned to post, which he would never do, because of the same instincts that would make him the greatest poster.

I am 30 or 40 years old - Aqua Teen Hunger Force YouTube video by Saving You From Yourselves

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Easter eggs designed with the logos of industrial bands

As seen on Reddit: industrial Easter eggs.

willem dafoe in the criterion closet holding The Last Temptation of Christ saying “oh ladies and gentlemen, you know this man”

Idk what church is like on Easter but imagine it should go down something like this.

"I'd rather spend the money on" is a myth.

The United States has enough money to spend a trillion dollars per year on NASA *AND* have universal healthcare and housing and free education through college for everyone.

It's not either/or. It's both/and.

Leave it to Vincent Price to make a simple shower cleaning spray sound like the most terrifying creation ever.

Bruja Blast Our fuel-up, who art in heaven, haunted be thy taste,the cursed hue of Mountain Dew,in tea as it is in soda, Give us this day our daily leaves,and forgive us this monstrositea,as we forgive those who ...

We have a very special tea for you all for today, Bruja Blast. 💙 For when you need your Taco Bell aesthetics even in tea by Mexican and Latin American tea witches.