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Healer/Jurist Class

I cast Medical Power of Attorney!

Hang on I'm sorting out the paperwork

My estate planner said I can't "leave everything to my followers" and I said "well how do cults work, do I need a 501(c)(3)?"

particle dogs - Diamond Booster YouTube video by particle dogs

Video premier!! The first video for our new album, surfent l'espace profund, is now available!

Created by the amazing @thaddeusbigsby.bsky.social with mind-blowing visuals that enhance the song perfectly!

I had to go into a deep trance

Advil PM box art I edited to read Email PM The moon and cloud over the classic advil vanishing point blue gridlines the capsule replaced with a blue envelope and notification bell signifying "1" The box reads: Oh my god it's 10:00pm. Does this person have no life or what's the deal? Below the envelope it reads: Honestly Sad* *Super Sad Actually

Oh wow forgot all about em

it’s fun when multiple cat pfps like the same posts bc my notifications look like one cat saw it and shared it with their cat friends

I’ve been canceled then revived but I don’t know that I’ll ever come back from being IP banned by Know Your Meme, honestly.

Future Me: Chin-up kid, eventually this breakup will seem insignificant

Past Me: In light of all the joy I experience?

Future Me: Well it's been great chattin'

Scariest of all

There he is

If they're lucky

Awesome, congrats!

I don't know what a philharmonic is and at this point I'm afraid to ask

Ron Paul at 90 looks less like Ron Paul at 90

I actually missed a flight today because my dentist appointment ran long but it was nothing to me of course the loss of hundreds of dollars he relayed casually unaware of his imminent cancellation

She said the same about covid!

Love to promise things by EOD. Who can say when the day ends, really?

Macnults post stacked on a skellyton post in the timeline that says It should be illegal to have to work on 420 if your internet handle has 420 in it just saying (picture of a guy in a short sleeved weed leaf patterned shirt with green hair and green goatee) captioned: when you have to take a personal day on april 20th because your grandmother is in the hospital

Imagine, if you would, a situation in which bees were not good

Now we sit back and wait for the money to roll in

She did, she removed it with a sigh of approval

Honestly it's a "what did they have at the indian grocer + which herbs are big enough to harvest a little" type situation

You know, you're right

My dental hygienist and I were talking today about the sharp rise she's (anecdotally) seen in grinding/clenching over the last five or so years. Maybe that would be a telling metric to track, how many of us are cribbing like horses on a fencepost, alongside the economic numbers.

I will try to unfollow right after it flips over