🥳✨ some toot is treatin’ themselves to Cozy Desk Riding tonight !!! 💜✨ stay hydrated, perv 😜💦
~ find this & more on #YourVids - @yourvids.bsky.social

https://yourvids.com/vids/cozy-desk-riding#dXS3Qz

Oh hi 😈💟

a painted 3D printed fat pigeon eating a hot dog (side 3/4 view)

a painted 3D printed fat pigeon eating a hot dog (front view)

a painted 3D printed fat pigeon eating a hot dog (back view)

a painted 3D printed fat pigeon eating a hot dog (bottom view: there is a tiny little butthole visible)

i need to take proper photos of this but i sculpted this guy and got matt to print him for me over a year ago and i finally painted him!! #art #3Dmodel 🪶

I hope you feel better ASAP 💛💐💫 so I can bite you :)

you can cut the line a few times actually, you got VIP

Just had the misfortune of reading Palantir’s technofascist manifesto…

gonna need at least 13 more bites now
form a line!!!

I’m having a rough morning, who’s gonna let me be mean to them about it? 😤🥺 just need to bite you, like, once…or maybe three times…

Oh! That little performance for Closer was 🥵 spooky! sexy !! wowowow!!! 🥵 guess I should have expected getting scared & horny at least once while listening to this set lol

currently melting my face off listening to Nine Inch Noize’s Coachella set while eating delicious soup 😌 amazing experience, would recommend

🥳✨ some toot is treatin’ themselves to Creamy Kitten tonight !!! 💜✨ stay hydrated, perv 😜💦
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https://yourvids.com/vids/creamy-kitten#d5smwK

your moment of calm

also happy belated birthday stinkybuddyguy 💛

she was too high maintenance, I’m not sure we can work things out this time 😔

Been working to prep a chunk of videos from 2016-19 to toss up onto YV since the initial drop and am now finally seeing the finish line 💫✨ side note: very amusing being reminded about the squirting dildo fixation I had for a second, I miss her…

🥳✨ some toot is treatin’ themselves to Late Night Quickie tonight !!! 💜✨ stay hydrated, perv 😜💦
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https://yourvids.com/vids/late-night-quickie#RJV0zE

🥳✨ some toot is treatin’ themselves to A Romantic Dream (POV Fuck Machine) tonight !!! 💜✨ stay hydrated, perv 😜💦
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🥳✨ some toot is treatin’ themselves to Shower Squirts tonight !!! 💜✨ stay hydrated, perv 😜💦
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https://yourvids.com/vids/shower-squirts#gz5jpZ

hey!
are you clenching your jaw right now?
taking really shallow breaths?
perma-scrolling to ‘avoid’ the agonies?

me too! twins 👯💕

😚💟

sry about the pointless grief post but, ya know, AHHHHHHHHH. the void needed a donation from me today, I guess.

around 12 months ago I was having the worst time of my life in so many ways but that was also when I spent a week watching old movies in bed with Pebbles and I miss it so much. I’d go through every traumatic event from last year 1000 more times if it meant I could relive that week just once more

*for legal purposes, this is based on the squirrels in my yard. I can’t be responsible for whatever *your* squirrels do when they see you’re eating a prized snack within snatching distance- I don’t know those squirrels. Protect yourself, like I’m protecting myself with this legal notice, thank you.

Squirrel Hot Tip:
ever been locked in a frozen staring match with a foraging squirrel frightened by your presence???? solution: pretend to be nibbling a small nut. commit or they won’t believe you. FIVE mississippi seconds MINIMUM after the squirrel resumes their foraging, you may you go on your way

was woken up veeeeery early by a group of SoCal parrots all landing in the tree next to my window 🥲🥰 I was grumpy about their volume but the second I actually spotted one I was rollin’ around on my bed giddily taking videos of any I could see 🦜💛❤️💚 look at her peeking at me!!!

*watching the one ground squirrel that still lives in my yard take the worst possible moment to race across the street and narrowly escape death for the 1000th time*

plz. buddy, plz. stop. for me, for the community, buddy. plz.

I’m so sorry, Gabriel. I can deeply relate to that regret. I hope you’re able more often than not to remember that all of our very human limitations don’t diminish the love we’ve shared, only really makes it more of a ‘miracle’ that we got to share it with them. May his memory be a comfort to you 💛

doesn’t have to be a whole day or even a whole hour, just take some time just for you. your intentions & desires may not be magic, may not rearrange our world or your situation- they’re worth knowing because they’re yours and *you* matter. you deserve to focus on & care for yourself where you can 💛

most ppl I know seem to be running on fumes and I just wanna say it’s ok, ITS GOOD ACTUALLY, to take a breather, sincerely remind yourself why you’re doing any of this (or ask yourself & let the answer come freely!) and reassess what you’re doing/what you want & need 💛 you have time, pls take some 💛

do you need another moment of calm?