How do you keep the satire up in the face of this reality we live in! Truth is truly stranger than fiction

So sorry for your loss.

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He created the free kick that Wharton put on a plate for lacroix and he scored a goal. If that's having a bad day, I will take a bad day every week from him..

My Blue sky palace friends, I have two tickets for this Thursday, going free to a good home.

I can't make the game. DM me if interested!

#eagles #cpfc

I was at 1, 2, 4, and 8.. even though I lived in Canada until end July and Sweden since then! (2 was easy from Sweden)

Nope, win it in two days.

Kamada so good. Big miss

Oh and smith prob plays every one too actually. As the all rounder. Unless you play Philips as the all rounder and have a longer tail

We are going to need at least six for the Aussie tests who play. Henry and Duffy prob play every game if fit. O Rourke Sears Jamieson foulkes (for the pink ball) play around them

He isn't a free agent though until 2029. But he's not motivated by the money right now, he will make big bucks at the right time but he wants to be starting every game now

Think he's almost certainly staying another year. They have a plan for him and it's not to be rushed. I think he needs to add more goal scoring threat before he's starting every week for real Madrid for eg. He can go straight from palace to starting there but prob needs one more season

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And spend all that money on Flopian Wirtz and an unfit Isak when they had ekitike firing... And selling Quansah and not replacing him.. and selling Diaz, and starting two brand new left and right wing backs.. the most amazing thing was they won the first five straight!

I disagree. I thought the food was average, the beer was average, no atmosphere until they won, smaller cheaper version of the spurs stadium for me. I was disappointed. I just like old stadiums with character I guess.. why we can't lose selhurst!

Great analysis as always!

Thanks mate!

Anyone happy to have a spare ticket to Liverpool Palace this weekend? I wasn't expecting to be in London so didn't buy one with my membership but will be there now

So, Igor Julio as back up (Guehi stays) Uche, and hopefully Conor..

Could be Reiss nelson, or maybe David brooks. Could be a center back. Hopefully not a center back.

Throwing it out again just in case for a hail mary, any one have a spare ticket for palace v Chelsea this week? In London again for work and would love to go!

It's an absolute shit show

Hell no lol

Could be better. Lol it's the worst city I have ever lived in for transport. And I have lived all over the world. Not world class. Talk to me when the transit is finished about world class cities.

Lol. A world class city cannot NOT have a world class public transport system. Talk to me when Doug Ford stops building six lane highways and builds proper transit.

Yeah, Ronaldo doesn't make the team he plays for better. It's all about him. Portugal look way better now!

Because he scores goals.. 2-2!

Don't trust anything textor says. Hes using this as leverage to sell. There's a reason why the daily fail is quoting all this outlandish stuff only from him. Clickbait. Maybe it doesn't work out for us but that will be because Textor won't put his shares in a blind trust or something like that.

Should have won them all! Bit sloppy finishing in both forest (I was there) and Liverpool games

Really? Devenny has been great for us. Gives 120 percent. Good energy. Presses hard.