Somone called me fat at work today LOL

I <3 Justin Bieber

See iced coffee
Theyre dessert and can be great or stupid depending where you get them

ranking coffee chains in england:

Greggs: Awful
Costa: Bad
Cafe Nero: Not great
Mcdonalds: Suprisingly good
Starbucks: Bad
Black Sheep: Ok
Wetherspoons: Good
Pret: Amazing
Gails: Great
Coffee #1: Mid

French press w/milk: its ok, kinda overrated
Coffee w/ cream: A christmas dessert, pretty nice
Vietnamese: Dessert, tasty
Iced coffee: Great or terrible

ranking coffees as someone who lives in england:

Normal, instant w/milk: Awful, pointless, a punishment
Nescafé Azera+dupes: Really good
Espresso: Vile
Espresso with milk: Lovely
Cappuchino: its...fine
Flat white: Great
Latte: Vile, pointless
Americano w/milk: can be good

lattes are disgusting

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

like 2 reply guys were excited to.mentio. new mills being in some bike race today Lmao

me: there's literally nothing alternative in manchester anymore

Its the same picture.gif

Swag

@elinorc.bsky.social apparently my local music pub had a gabba night on Friday
Your influence spreads

Where did you go?

you can find a 2012 night out quite wasily you just have to know autistic people and do a bit of digging on strange websites etc.

Buying chinese chips #yes

zack polanski has that weird welsh/northern england combinatiom accent, like my mum
Maybe that's why I like him

Yes it is

£60 inc p+p which i think is okay and it works!

I am so autistic, look what i bought on ebay

Cosh cupboard is kinda gender

healing foods for a hard day at work:

really good, salty baked potato, beans, cheese, salt and pepper
a single cadbury's creme egg
Tea (strong)
Instant coffee, sugar, blue top milk
several custard cremes, more cofffee
can of full fat coke
a pear, damaged
tea, again

chippies have left wing energy in a way that pubs have right wing energy. Not sure why

sometimes i'll go for a shower and a couple of sequins and maybe a googly eye will fall off me...That makes me think about my career path lmao

emerging british accents i am seeing irl:
-the london manchester combo (Round, northern/midlands vowls such as 'but', with southern 'i' in 'like' eg. 'lehyke')
-modern transatlantic eg finster

i've been contemplating taking up smoking simply for the social aspect

we should all get a lot more european
like, in the coffee, outdoor techno and finish work at 5 way, not in the white supremacist way

this looks sooooo good omggg

My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award

80 yo man on the bus wearing 110s
Baddie