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First trailer for Coyote vs. ACME, starring John Cena, Lana Condor, and Will Forte.

The Looney Tunes movie is in theaters on August 28.

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California Citizens Redistricting Commission | "Fair Representation - Democracy at Work!"

Oh, you mean like the independent commission California had before the 2026 elections and will have for the 2030 elections?

wedrawthelines.ca.gov

Great idea!

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This looks like the BEST buddy movie.

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The Democrat Party Funded Satirical Newspaper, The Onion, Is Now Claiming For the 2nd Time That They Own Infowars After Being Caught In A Fraudulent Bankruptcy Auction In November of 2024 That Was Overturned By A Federal Judge

The Democrat Party Funded Satirical Newspaper, The Onion, Is Now Claiming For the 2nd Time That They Own Infowars After Being Caught In A Fraudulent Bankruptcy Auction In November of 2024 That Was Overturned By A Federal Judge

Please, please, please -- When you take over Infowars, keep up the series that's happening now about how terrible awful the Onion is.

Just make it even more extreme -- that the Onion claims that they were the First Woman On The Sun.

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Happy birthday to you, too!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

BAPPY HIRTHDAY TO YOU!

YAPPY TIRTHDAY BO HOU!

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Florida Democrat resigns from Congress minutes before House ethics panel was set to weigh her expulsion | CNN Politics Embattled Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick resigned from the US House of Representatives Tuesday, staving off a high-stakes vote on whether she should be forced out of Congress.

Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (D-FL) has resigned from the U.S. House of Representatives.

Source: www.cnn.com/2026/04/21/p...

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Why YOUR manifesto should be the last manifesto ever written!

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***sympathy***

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Congratulations!

I hope you enjoy every second working at Meow Wolf!

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It comes from an Avali. I'm sure everything will be AOK.

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Happiest birthday to you, George!

Here's to 89 more of them!

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Having a very "I wish everything on transphobes that they wish on us" kinda day today.

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Handsome!

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Congratulations on being born!

(*whisper*whisper*whisper*)

Oh! Congratulations on getting the CORRECT information on your certificate!

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Hello Poppy!

You have a lot of responsibility.

Make sure that Juniper Bear gives you lots of petting, and that Juniper takes you out for walks "enough". (You decide what's enough.)

It's vitally important that you smell everything for four blocks around you.

Wag lots and lots.

Good doggie.

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The lizard people are here to steal your precious, precious crickets and mealworms.

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The greatest takeover.

Remember the four-word phrase:

WE'RE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS!

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Faculty Defect From Texas Publics, Citing Censorship Fed up with the state’s censoring of Plato, Joan of Arc and Romeo and Juliet, humanities professors are leaving Texas public institutions in pursuit of academic freedom.

'Texas A&M philosophy professor Martin Peterson is leaving the university after administrators told him in January that he couldn’t teach Plato’s Symposium in his philosophy class; they said the ancient Greek philosopher’s work violated the system’s restrictions on gender and sexuality content.' 1/3

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Corey Comperatore

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Sadly, it will be the only CicLAvia this year. See www.ciclavia.org/events

IIRC, the money that goes into CicLAvia is going into the Olympics.

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You were there, too? I'm sorry we missed each other!

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There was no CFEast 3 or 4.

Source: I was a director of CFEast 1 and 2.

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A page from DC Power 2024 by me and Asiah Fulmore. Condiment King is clowned by the residents of Suicide Slum.

A page from DC Power 2024 by me and Asiah Fulmore. Condiment King is clowned by the residents of Suicide Slum.

My DC headcanon is that black people in the DC universe adore Superman and Nightwing. White heroes are confused by this fact and white villains cannot stand it. (It enrages Lex actually.)

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Paula White: Trump’s televangelist in the White House | CNN Politics It was “Power Night” at the City of Destiny church on Sunday and Pastor Paula White was urging her congregation to pony up.

I didn't believe the quote was real.

It is.

Source: www.cnn.com/2019/11/07/p...

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In bsky.app/profile/did:... , I suggested NEW terms for transgender folk.

What are NEW terms for cisgender folk? I'll start:

- "arm hair matches the birth certificate"
- "original packaging"
- "rides the monorail"
- "named by Mom"
- "gender reveal party surprised no one"
- "plays the hurdy-gurdy"

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Disguised?

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He's been using so much testosterone gel that I suspect he has NO elephants in his attic.

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I had completely forgotten about this art. Wow!

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