Lol thank you

you people with pump top shampoo/conditioner ever just feel real nasty when they’re running low and you’re just in there ass naked pumping those tops like “come on, squirt all over my hands” and then it just explodes all over the shower

In reality, having a big heart is a medical condition that can kill you.... metaphorically it can kill you too.

…and the Burger King was behind the bar, telling them he doesn’t serve their kind

Wish there was a champions medal for running a daily three-legged race with anxiety and depression.

ME: if the singular of geese is goose then the singular of cheese is choose

MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger

Lol heyyyy…and I’m pretty sure I’m the same size, but 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hiii there!

Thadddd!!! Hey lol

I’ve been alright, hope you have too

Shaaaannnneeeee 🖤

Ohhh there’s nothing left after this year so no worries

Heyyyy Jayyyy

It’s starting off a little slow, but there are some funny parts

🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m pretty sure I’ve already watched everything else

The Mandalorian, but a caramel dessert.

The Flandalorian

went to get an existential crisis but it was soul doubt

It’s that time of year when I’m becoming increasingly stuck indoors, soooo…

*begrudgingly starts binge watching the internet*

Thank you! 😊 🫶🏻

😂😂 sorryyyy

Eerily unsettling…

I don’t really want any porridge, it’s always too hot or too cold, and I’m not sure how I had any to begin with…where did it come from? I didn’t buy it

my life is being stolen right before my eyes one work day at a time

sex so good he forgets every word but your name and now you have to order for him at restaurants

don’t talk about the elephant in the room until it’s had its coffee

Hair goals