You just know he is saying some stupid shit.

“Like two lazy violins braided together in a low spastic siren to warn us of nothing”

Tom Waits has a new spoken word bit where he just rambles on about a fly buzzing around and somehow it's *still* the best goddamn thing I have heard all day. Video is not out yet except on facebook.

"Someone is upset about something? Wait until they hear that I new about it all along before it was cool to be upset about it!"

"Someone is mad about an issue? They should be mad about the issue I am mad about instead! You can only be mad about more one thing and my thing is better!"

Funny how it is the same people who don't like political scold posts who are always making political scold posts, but you all aren't ready to have that conversation yet. Don't @ me.

Oh god not that one too.

a man wearing a helmet with the word yeah written on it ALT: a man wearing a helmet with the word yeah written on it

"everyone who ever said anything I disagree with must all be the same person."

"The same people who [A] are the same people who do [B]" format has to the sloppiest twitter-brained rage-bait ever.

a man with an alf mask is sitting at a table with a cat and a sandwich . ALT: a man with an alf mask is sitting at a table with a cat and a sandwich .

Every Gen X has two wolves inside them, one is ALF and the other is Reagan. Feed only the ALF, he will save you and cleanse your soul. He eats cats but there is a price for everything.

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d100 - Magical Bracers & Braclets
A Hundred Adornments for the Arms of Adventurers
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What's your favorite bible verse? (wrong answers only)

"And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross /
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off /
He goes by the name Jesús and steals hubcaps from cars /
Oh Jesús can I borrow your crowbar?"

Probably your villain flaws.

That's just every forum on reddit.

The author looks confident, so I'm pretty sure these are all important things and should check them out. I don't want to find out all along that I wasn't porking my manicipotonts wrong after all.

Want to spice up your ttrpg campaign? Meet them under a local bridge and start a one hour timer. Grab a shovel and tell them to run. Yell and scream a lot.

The timer means nothing, of course. The people who live under the bridge are going to be doing all your work for you.

Capitalize on that.

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Improving my credentials, IASIP style.

They do have one though, (r/TTRPG). No one reads that one because it is all self promotion.

Hey it's been 6 months since the release of the physical product, so my science fantasy cairn hexcrawl adventure The Door in Murex Canyon now has a home printing release.
500poundsofnothing.itch.io/the-door-in-...

You know, my doctorate actually did confer a fancy robe and the ability to shoot laser beams. Maybe Trump is right.

I'm still a little salty my MUTANANNY crowdfund failed, but I realize my biggest error now. I apparently should have listed "buy me a house" as a stretch goal. I don't know how anything works I guess FML.

This one is also pretty good and not as AI as the other one I found.

BREAKING: Hundreds of anti-genocide protestors have descended on the NYC offices of @schumer.senate.gov & @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social in protest against their voting for Trump’s war on Iran and support for Israel’s attacks on Lebanon and Gaza.

I'm talking instead of gold for XP if this is not clear.

a man in a costume with horns is standing in a living room . ALT: a man in a costume with horns is standing in a living room .

OSR game where the currency is negative attention and the ultimate form of all high level characters is basically Chris-chan.

I guess designer intent really CAN be important sometimes.

Why has nobody from the game industry protested the imprisonment of this brave and innovative game designer

That's exactly what it looks like. Someone came around and fixed it and its already apocryphal. I found this one on FARK. Both being AI, I guess fair is fair.

Oh! スーパーミルクちゃん ending (U.S.) YouTube video by KeLoman0

Going to sleep, you night owls enjoy this because it is still awesome.
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