Girls and boys are different. If you see a group of middle age women they love it if you say "Are we celebrating somebody's 21st birthday today?" If you see a group of small boys, they love it when you say "This guy looks 100 years old"

This was in response to receiving a 10 dollar venmo payment.

Was sending the message "We eatin good tonight" and accidentally made the typo "we eatin food tonight." Also true

didn't even cross my mind to click on it but Wow

Let's keep the shaming coming

ashamed to say I got drunk yesterday and posted this to twitter bc I knew it would get a lot of likes #Whore #whore #whore

Oh you just made me read a post of yours that was written with ChatGPT? It would be a shame if I killed myself in my house and you never found out or was ever even aware of my existence

Bananas don't even get visibly ripe anymore they just sit there fully green until one day they're all looking at you like this

Me: Bro Im titillated !

Friend: That's awesome 😊

Also friend: (betraying me just hours afterward while hanging with another friend): Bro was titillated ☠️

we all got that one friend who always talm bout some "Scoville Units" !

things are popping off in the japanese streetwear community

Thank you for the wisdom.

Always feel a bit bad for spiders I see in my office where I never see any other bugs. Aren't you hungry?? If I could, I would shrink myself down, and give you my flesh...

God shall not be mocked bro!

i've listened to "BEEFIN WITH MY CHICK WHILE IM IN JAIL" four hundred times today

No. But interesting proposition.

If I was a bartender I would speak like an antiquated butler, it would be my whole thing. "Very good sir.. right away sir." Bowing and stuff. Unfortunately they don't let me bartend due to my extremely violent tendencies

sort of upsetting that the garish eggplant became the de facto emoji to represent penises. What's wrong with the humble cornichon?

laughed at this interaction

(auditioning for new Peaky Blinders series but getting the tone completely wrong) it's Da Peaky Blinders

this one is really good

"Hello" is a beautiful word that means "Thank you for being in front of me"

There will be two posters that you think are the same age and then one will post he's getting his affairs in order because he is 95 years old and same day the other will post that he's due to be born end of April and right now he's negative 1

Lol

i like saying "Let's Fucking Goooo".... it connects me with my fellow man

this accent was for a great reason.

Fragment

every line in this six second clip of the case closed dub

This guy knows what he's talking about......

Kiri No Mikito - Cherry-Colored Funk! [FULL ALBUM] YouTube video by Kiri No Mikito

youtu.be/Xt3R1HBlV_s?...