They need to stop making adaptations of Harry Potter and instead make one of Wizard People, Dear Reader.

Agreed

they’re turning me into a paste of some sort tomorrow

My worst take is they invented gen ai to cover up war crimes and sex crimes

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

Acid house supreme

they stole an hour from women

Page from (vintage but updated) Pee Wee's Playhouse Calendar - March 2026

Here Comes President Kill Again (2001 Remaster) YouTube video by XTC - Topic

youtu.be/-NuVB8aX6z8?...

absolutely beside the point but Epstein’s island really looks like shit

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

Come to show

I found a crouton underneath the futon.

Pepto borschtmol

So embarrassing to live in a collapsing society that’s not even building any big stone heads

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a customer.

Uber driver is listening to the radio station thats only ads

reading wikipedia's "List of Racial Slurs" every morning to gain a deep understanding of how the other side thinks

JIM E BROWN

>. 𝚜𝚞𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚘
[𝙾𝙺] 𝙷𝙾𝙻𝚈_𝙳𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚁.𝚖𝚙𝟹 𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍

𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎; 𝚍𝚘
𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝙷𝙾𝙻𝚈_𝙳𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚁.𝚖𝚙𝟹
--𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚎=𝟷𝟷
𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎

We live in a world.

@housetrotter waahhhh i'm an american and i can't do anything about imperialism!! all i can do is eat my corn pop crispies and crispy corn cob pops and popcorn pops and corn syrup crisps and crispy syrupy corn cob crisps and corn cob crispy syrup bombs

Why is everyone yelling in this donut shop?

Nicki Minaj - "Stupid Hoe" Parody - Tranny Minaj - "I'm A Stupid Hoe" YouTube video by Bart Baker

This should play instead of Nicki Minaj's song from now on

youtu.be/VVIaFqEPVak?...