Getting word that the boyars are bad

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Parp guff

Mostly I think!

I was at this summer scholars program in KY before my senior year year of high school. This kid ℹ became friends with made a whole dance routine to “I wanna know” that we performed.

Very proud of myself for making acai-less açaí bowl today, please clap

Couldn’t be me

I can’t relate to liking squats

Idc about this

Robot malfunctions while dancing YouTube video by Cheddar

happens to tha best of us www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Drm...

We all have days like this

Someone’s gotta do it

that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Send me off to a foreign land
To go and eat the silver ham

What if we kissed in front of DoorDash Grandma

Hapsburg ass

Checking in on r/aldi

Whither IZOD

Even the discontinued Cool Ranch and Fiery variants outlasted Johnny Reb!

Happy Aldi Drip Eve to those who celebrate

He says in interviews that he smokes meth to "stay thin" and "achieve hollow cheeks" and I feel like many overlook this fact as likely being the source of the rest of his issues, rather than say, number four or five on the list of weird things about this guy.

Rince Penis’ data says Alexandria

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

Mario is voiced by Crisp Rat?

Yes! What the fuq