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Posts by John Bakhmat

People would install malware if DHH said he used it. Makes me gag every time I see it

4 days ago 2 1 0 0

Dear Sebastian,
I almost cried watching this video. It reminded me that coding is fun and you can just build stuff. It brought me lost hope and rare joy.
Incredible. Truly magnificent.
Love, John

6 days ago 7 0 2 0

I still don’t understand why people are so impressed by moving balls and flickering text

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

At this point what’s left in Sass that isn’t in CSS yet? Mixins?

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

I have many names “have many names” is one of them too

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Hello Refuse, I’m John 👀

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

I’m on wayland it’s fine

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

Uhm 🤓it’s actually X(formerly Twitter)org

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I’m lucky I have a job with everything going on in the world but at the same time fuck this shit. Why can’t my dreams come true? Why do I have to work so hard to get anything? Why can’t I be happy?

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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I’ve been promised a promotion in January but I’m still waiting for it. This sucks ;( I’ve been working here for 1.5 years and i haven’t had salary adjusted even tho i basically oversee all the infra and devops in addition to being full stack

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

What’s your workout? I wanna be able to play the guitar more comfortably

2 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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It looks like that Expedition 33 and Warframe Duviri Paradox shader where everything is grayscale and only some graphics is coloured

2 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

I’ll gonna need to implement a small real time group chat till the end of tomorrow. Any recommendations? ;)
WS or SSE?

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Fuck you for being useful King

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

The what the freak? 2 seconds? Iconic

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
Code example showing the usage of Temporal.ZoneddateTime

```js
// London DST starts: 2026-03-29 01:00 -> 02:00
const zdt = Temporal.ZonedDateTime.from(
  "2026-03-29T00:30:00+00:00[Europe/London]",
);

console.log(zdt.toString());
// → "2026-03-29T00:30:00+00:00[Europe/London]"

const plus1h = zdt.add({ hours: 1 });

console.log(plus1h.toString());
// "2026-03-29T02:30:00+01:00[Europe/London]" (01:30 doesn't exist)
```

Code example showing the usage of Temporal.ZoneddateTime ```js // London DST starts: 2026-03-29 01:00 -> 02:00 const zdt = Temporal.ZonedDateTime.from( "2026-03-29T00:30:00+00:00[Europe/London]", ); console.log(zdt.toString()); // → "2026-03-29T00:30:00+00:00[Europe/London]" const plus1h = zdt.add({ hours: 1 }); console.log(plus1h.toString()); // "2026-03-29T02:30:00+01:00[Europe/London]" (01:30 doesn't exist) ```

Temporal is now Stage 4 at TC39 🎂🎂🎂

Thanks to all the other champions of JavaScript's new date-time API. It has been a wild ride over many years!

I wrote a blog post explaining how we got here 📜

bloomberg.github.io/js-blog/post...

1 month ago 345 82 20 16

We are in the age where nobody is making anything better

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
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holy shit CSS anchors are finally FINALLY out and supported by most browsers this is a dream come true

1 month ago 6 1 1 0

Many such cases

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Desperately, desperately fighting against this. Still cautiously optimistic it’s a strategy that will pay off commercially.

@jason.energy had my favourite pithy quote on this: “My hottest take is that AI brought out the absolute worst in mediocre people.”

1 month ago 13 1 0 1

im so done

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Do you like it? Ive been looking to see a replacement for my iPhone, but some android phones look like toys. What’s your feedback

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

I’ve JUST learned that you can “shebang” pretty much anything and I feel unstoppable now

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

I’m only using it for DataGrip and because it have student subscription, if y’all have an alternative that isn’t too expensive I’m all ears

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Happy birthday, unc!

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Idk what to tell you, the “did you try turning it off and on” always works

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Iconic

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

It’s Loki Grafana Tempo Mimir.
OpenTelemetry gang unite!

3 months ago 0 0 0 0
Autechre : Gantz Graf
Avoid as you would a bald German
By NME | 12th September 2005
la Autechre /al records are purchased solely by bald men in expensive anoraks who would masturbate to a car alarm if it was re-
mixed by a German. This impenetrable curtain of misanthropic noise - released with an accompanying three-track DVD that features a squabble of hopelessly pretentious video "interpretations" - is typical of the menopausal electro-manglers' dogged refusal to bow to convention and produce anything of interest to anyone not either a) bald or b) German. It bleeps. It skronks. It krrraaaanks. But mainly, it blows like a ruddy awful hurricane. Remember, kids; if it sounds like a festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank, it's because it IS a festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank.
Avoid as you would a bald German.
Sarah Dempster

Autechre : Gantz Graf Avoid as you would a bald German By NME | 12th September 2005 la Autechre /al records are purchased solely by bald men in expensive anoraks who would masturbate to a car alarm if it was re- mixed by a German. This impenetrable curtain of misanthropic noise - released with an accompanying three-track DVD that features a squabble of hopelessly pretentious video "interpretations" - is typical of the menopausal electro-manglers' dogged refusal to bow to convention and produce anything of interest to anyone not either a) bald or b) German. It bleeps. It skronks. It krrraaaanks. But mainly, it blows like a ruddy awful hurricane. Remember, kids; if it sounds like a festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank, it's because it IS a festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank. Avoid as you would a bald German. Sarah Dempster

EXCUSE ME I HAVE ALL MY HAIR AND WILL MASTURBATE TO A CAR ALARM REMIXED BY SEVERAL DIFFERENT NATIONALITIES SO THAT I MAY ENJOY THE UNIQUE TIMBRE OF EACH

Signed,
guy that has actually worked on a sex toy synchronization script for the gantz graf video

3 months ago 42 1 3 0