We gotta all go to Seattle and start knocking on bsky's doors

Its a good cost cutting measure in these times;;

They don't want us to repost this

oh… aliems…

It's less a diet and more an intestinal clogs lifestyle

Should try picking it up I think

wtf is that article even

I can't have too many tannins why's he gotta take it so personally

It's like honestly wild how much less restrictive and more fun it is to figure out how not to involve an animal

Adapting recipes to be vegan makes you feel like a cool food genius and adapting them to be keto makes you feel like food is pain

Fuckin hell

Omg what ew

Give the people a gift link

Just one, single good friend coulda given him some self preservation advice here, I think there's nobody left in his corner

Like now we gotta deal with Trump and guys like you wagging your greasy sausage fingers, it's awful

I did that and she lost anyway… skill issue on her end tbh

I love still having friends from literal grade school I'm getting a bunch of Romantasy audiobook reccs

Everyone excited for this please post about it, everyone working on it has been like so dedicated and exhausted and it means a lot to them!

Y'all don't wanna miss this one

got me feeling like a plastic bag

this is a good thing

Tomodachi life is like if you were playing the sims and one started waving at you and when you clicked on it it said "really been thinking about grapes lately…" in the most scuffed text to speech you ever heard and then it patiently waited for you to do something about that

It's sims but chatty, is the easiest way to describe. You make your little guys and let em loose, you unlock more stuff for them to play with by checking in on them or literally dropping them next to each other. It also is very weird on purpose, cuz why not

I haven't played it but I think men could probably press x to feed a baby, possibly even pull off a two button combo. I'm a feminist though so I might be biased

That's how you know someone's got the real good stuff, the kinda sauce you want to see in a screenshot

I like our storage unit. What a thrill, another room

The gooner goggles

His love of Tito's vodka

I knew I could count on your service 💪

Oh he does, he just… shuffled them to his wife and his dad. The dad thing is very funny, he will talk for hours about how his dad was an amazing secret scientist inventor, meanwhile he's a dentist.