I could be a primary care doctor basically all they ever do is tell you something like “sorry but you gotta to go to a different doctor for this actually and that’s gunna take at least 42 months, hope you don’t die first!”

Empanada before my 11 hour shift please save me

If you think the telepathy tapes are real I don’t fuck with you

Saying “wow you really got it all the way up there?” to straight men with arm band tattoos just to feel something

I hate April fools day

If you get the AirPods with cameras I will never hang out with you again and if I somehow do and I see them I will throw them in the lake

why will no one at work will start a Jason Derulo cover band with me

Wake up, work out, smoke weed, drink tea. Is there a better kind of morning?

God bless the Montrose blue line attendant

Paul Thomas Anderson and Mike Flanagan why did you make such obvious Zionist propaganda

I’ve decided that the two worst movies I watched in 2025 are licorice pizza and the life of chuck

Tripped and fell and my AirPods case went flying and got smashed by the train 😢

Me in 2016 having a twink summer maybe I should bleach my mullet 🤔

Turns out my Astronomy class is just watching Cosmos which I’ve already seen

At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,

Keep filming 🧊 but STOP GETTING RESISTERS FACES ON CAMERA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I finished my first semester back in college with straight A’s and that’s never happened to me in my entire life :)

ICE Arrested A U.S. Citizen For 'Looking Like He's Somali,' Minneapolis Mayor Says Local leaders have increasingly raised concerns about racial profiling as ICE has descended on the Minneapolis area.

Every last ICE/J6er Agent needs to be charged, convicted then deported. They do not belong in America, they're the threat. I'm glad he spoke out. Nobody deserves that except the entire cabinet & they're lying prop spoxes.
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They are gutting a body of water really is THAT band

Yall remember when text messages didn’t require the Internet

Tbh I’m starting to believe that blonde lady on Instagram saying she’s being gang stalked

Thanks for the love on the new album! 💿 Have you checked it out yet?!? Stream below! 🎄

help me help you when they take the internet away

Hypothetically if I was building and coding cell phones that work without any major networks using a long-range low-power radio frequency who would want one

all of the evil in humanity goes back to the invention of private property in this essay I will

Bring on this snow I am ready

you know the indie sleaze “revival” is a psyop bc no one’s talking about SSLYBY

hey siri play the album let it sway by the band someone still loves you Boris Yeltsin

Put social workers on the CTA not more police for the love of god

to the people I know using the digital ID: yikes… 😬