lying awake at night thinking of this inspired by fanatics-ass hat

As it turns out, NASA has to code the rocket as a hat that the astronauts all equip in their inventory's head slot in order to ride it

every time you see or hear ukko-pekka luukkonen's name you have to say it back out loud, it's the law

@stopitg - 1d if i was at chernobyl i wouldv stopped it @georgenykov - 1d Breh my grandma was there and she got like 20 diseases in 2 hours lol not worth it @stopitg rip to ur grandma but im different

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.

For San Jose | By Macklin Celebrini I hope I can pay you back with some playoff nights next season.

Future Captain, right here 🥹🦈

I see no difference.

I genuinely want one of these, they look so comfy

TOO MUCH PASSING. MY GOD

Fashion in full force at the SF Cherry Blossom Festival 2026 7/14 3 red Shibas on leashes wearing colorful Japanese robes

One of the Shibas in a beautiful green floral robe

Black and sesame Shiba in a blue Japanese robe. The Shiba is tall and slender and looks tres chic

there was a Shiba parade in San Francisco and all the shibas wore yukatas it’s too much

hi otter can you forget how to play please

i do not like the constantly disappearing shot counter!

OKAY GO WILD!

they better not start this shit on an obscure espn channel for dogs that only 3 people have

A photorealistic mask of Clara Peller, the woman who shouted "Where's the Beef?" in old Wendy's commercials. The mask features her wavy grey hair and a string of pearls. The eyes are cut out, giving an incredibly unsettling appearance

Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady

This is Lucius having a nightmare about not swabbing the deck fast enough.

-5 CHA penalty until beard is unequipped

oh, oh nooooo

love that kid, glad to hear he’s having a good playoffs so far

bless every player that doesn’t grow horrifying playoff facial hair

Bogosian (maintenance) playing. Wallstedt starts

"whatever the hell he's doing to that knob I don't care as long as he's still performing like he always does"

It's okay, I have a specific gameday perfume (Nostos Shiver)

it's so fucked up that my mouth loves spicy things but my stomach does not

"Monster Truck Cookies" on a shield. A robotic dinosaur "eats" a car. "Jurassic Age Returns...Transaurus, The Crime Fighting Dinosaur"

Transaurus Cookies (1993-1993): In the midst of monster truck mania, we got these bite-sized vanilla butter cookies, part of a collectible line, honoring the transforming, fire-breathing, car crushing, and apparently CRIME-FIGHTING dinosaur robot, Transaurus

Just heard a commercial that was someone doing an "unboxing" video for toilet paper. Bring on the meteor.

Vanity plate that says “SAPPHO” on a Subaru

it’s what makes a subaru a subaru

The most realistic thing about Riker and Troi’s longterm romance is how the trombone becomes a symbol to Riker of both triumph and humiliation and I feel like every trombonist has gone through this at one point or another