Which one of you in your relationship is Pearl and which is MaXXXine?

Partner and I have been staying at an Airbnb for Coachella all weekend with friends and with our schedule haven’t been able to have alone time; I’ve been so touched starved that when my partner simply wrapped their arms around me from behind it made me hard lmaooo

The Sabrina Carpenter audience was pretty awful, zero energy, no one knew Geena Davis, and 3 people asked me who Madonna was when she came out 🫩

that’s a relief to hear, I’m going to do my best to make that me 😮‍💨❤️❤️

this makes me feel better ❤️

I’m staying at an Airbnb with partner and friends next weekend, does anyone have some advice on how to suddenly feel body positive? It has a hot tub and I’m wearing a speedo basically for the first time and my friends haven’t even seen me shirtless before 😭

Cetus lupeedus!!!

Who up drinkin their Vandy (vanderpump wine)

They’re so cute! 😍 I just got these for the Coachella airbnb next weekend

I love that autistic couple (me looking at myself and partner in the mirror)

i'm about to be so annoying in car rides

the massage my partner just gave me made me want to nut fr

me durnky

I wasn’t expecting a Jill Roberts from Scream 4 reference on drag race

finally a day about ME

:(

My favorite

😍

An invoice of Ubiquiti purchases for OP's home network

well i fell down the ubiquiti rabbit hole big time

Paramount funds the IDF and is trying to buying Warner Bros, OpenAI is letting the government use their models for war, this feels so depressing

i used to walk down when it was sprouts and get the small tubs of chocolate covered caramelized nuts, i miss them 🥺

baby, heated rivalry is marvel fan fiction with their names changed, yall need to get some new hobbies

no more straight women watching heated rivalry and sending death threats to queer cast members because their real life doesn't match their fictional ship of fictional characters

high af thinking about watching annie 1982

well

i'm starting to fall down the ubiquti networking rabbit hole.....

i'm nuts about her

A new Model M keyboard designed by Unicomp, a company founded by old IBM employees that own the design rights and patents to their super clicky keyboard

My new Model M is finally here AHHHHHH!!!

Saw Wuthering Heights last night and there was a girl in the theater bawling in the last 10 minutes and audibly saying to herself “I’m going to text my ex”. Like the movie was good but if this movie reminds you of your ex then DON’T TEXT HIM!!!