This man has not been a democrat since the Bush administration. 🙄

Cover of see you at the finish line by Zac Hammett. Two illustrated men rowing in a boat backdropped by Cambridge buildings.

Have just finished See You At The Finish Line and will be requiring a sweet muscly himbo boyfriend, stat. 🥺

Fifth element cruise guy gawking and saying tall

Everybody that meets you.

Oscar Isaac definitely wins the Most Jorkin It Onscreen Actor award.

Simply the cutest.

The FC drought on Saturdays is disorienting. Y’all know you can post them on more than just one day, right? 👉 👈 🥺

Yessir. I can only guess you recognise it on account of spending so much time on your knees in there. 😂

(This was a test. If you answered yes it’s time to take your joint supplement.)

Please raise your hand if you’ve had a crush on Oded Fehr since The Mummy (1999). 🙋‍♂️

Bathroom urinal with a photo of trump sticking his tongue out for people to piss on.

Spotted in my local gay bar bathroom:

Destruction of priceless art will be prosecuted. 🤨

Wouldn’t be a season of The Pitt without somebody choosing a plate glass fishbowl as the preferred location for a full tilt menty B.

Whittaker struggling to lift that bike that’s taller than him was super cute. It’s giving Pillion sub bottom (we been knew). 😂

The Ikea Trip Come in. Sit down. Make sure all parts are accounted for, follow the instructions and pull out your Allen key. This is a sex diary. Entry five.

This week, we bought a changing table. We also fucked in an Ikea bathroom.

Come on, pull out that big Allen key 😈😇

Who is out here DDoS-ing Bluesky when, like, palantir is right there?

The voice in which I read this.

FCF now stands for fat cock flight.

The Pitt is bonkers but it still only stresses me out about 10% as much as The Bear.

(This may also have the appearance of being extremely thirsty but any resemblance is purely coincidental. 😇)

Like 95% of the reason I’m on this site is I don’t get to do enough of this in IRL, tbqhwy.

It’s so nice of you to think of me. But my birthday isn’t until December. 🥰

It’s Pitt night benches! 🤘😝

(Night 1 of 3, catching up to the finale)

*whispers* the secrets are stored in the balls.

I have SO many secrets.

Say you’re Texan without saying you’re Texan.

As long as no fault divorce is still a thing you’re fine.

Aren’t they just so neat!

The Decision Deck is ready to call it: this new pattern of prestige series giving top billing to hot men who only show up to deliver a half dozen lines before their character vanishes? It’s giving gay baiting.

When you want to do a play but also you are Le Tired. (Everything I could do not to ruin this cackling till I cried. 😂)