can the ketamine overdose hurry up on that one

I ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY AM STANDING ON THE SURFACE OF THE FUCKING MOON

ARE YOU FUCKING BELIEVING THIS????

The first opossum gets happy grape face. The strawberry slices were the only thing left this morning.

An opossum being held by a woman while looking at the camera. He’s just predicted an early spring.

An opossum being held up by a man in a mullet while they declare an early spring

Punxsutawney Phil is cute, but I’m obsessed with Sand Mountain Sam

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 3

If you’re not afraid of getting canceled, you fucking coward, why didn’t you let them print your name?

Art by • Tyler Pennington

We are on strike in FORTY-THREE states, including both the NYC and Seattle Roasteries🔥☕️🔥☕️🔥

🪧✊🪧✊🪧THE WORKERS UNITED WILL NEVER BE DIVIDED🪧✊🪧✊🪧

Antonio Peticov, Mitocondria, 1979

Leaving it allll behind for 2025

2025 YEAR OF THE OPOSSUM

I was fighting gay allegations left and right bc I openly listened to B’Day in middle school while some of y’all were still learning not to shit up your backs DPMO

Gary Meyer, 1987

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 12

The concept of strawberry vodka and a zero sugar peach soda, mayhaps a watermelon slice too

Twinn i love a nescafe gold with condensada

seeing ai slop and "so i asked chatgpt" responses in so many places is genuinely so tiring

logging on

i hate how u fuckers just bury all of the shit ppl do, sometimes at their own personal risk, just to stand up for trans ppl on here. u cannot defeat bigotry simply by pretending it doesn't exist u fucking libs

no jesse was not driven off solely by ppl blocking and ignoring him cmon this shit just happened we all saw it. petitions were signed. bridges were built. news organizations were contacted. his address was circulated lmao fuck off w this revisionist garbage. ppl (mostly trans ppl) fought like hell

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 1

Pampered Pooch Parlor
Floresville, TX

Big fan of Asuma's GOOD NEWS jacket from Patlabor OVA 5.

Could i maybe ask people to help me ? I am about $42 away from getting my motel evening paid for.
Please reskeet! I need to pay this by 11 am.
bsky.app/profile/knla...

this app when it has a moment to have any sort of leverage over twitter

Sachio Yoshida, 1984

"inspired by the swiss tradition of direct democracy"