thank mr goose

Of course you'd use the car that starts with "Jet"

Finally, I can play Pokémon on the go. Posted in r/Gameboy by u/handycapmanw • 2,557 points and 86 comments

Reminds me of this post

yeah but one of the directors of your favourite game called you the super jumper, so who's really winning

turning brick plug size to 11

Can't believe you got further than a literal Book

doctors that specialize in transgender care are the true bodyhackers, needing to inject their own code to bypass proprietary software

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

himb eepy

Purrezento means a present for himb

himb wonder of age

Reflecting on Artemis II, I looked up Apollo 17.

What I didn't realize is that people were on the moon from December 11 to 14, 1972. My mom was born the next day. She's in the rare group of people that have waited the maximum amount of days for humans to land on the moon again.

The Orion capsule floating in the ocean waiting for the stabilization collar and “Front porch” to be attached to the astronauts can exit.

“Folks, they’re having a little trouble getting the jet bridge into position, but we hope to have you off the aircraft shortly. Thank you for your patience.”

Not to be confused with Daz Sampson

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only @garybrannan.bsky.social

Is this a jet lag reference?

did you at least have a good deposit and withdrawal?

himb cute

I wonder what John would think of his great-grandson being a very minor internet celebrity by making crude jokes with his buddies

Nick Mohammed had solid thighs too!

I would've opened the window

himb looking

shit, I suddenly feel like I'm getting healthier

I wonder if they were just asking for Jeremy /s

and are behind a rock

HOME - We're Finally Landing YouTube video by TheIDMMaster

A record broken?

I just realized that this is the first moon mission where the crew can be RickRoll'd

I just realized that this is the first moon mission where the crew can be RickRoll'd

🎶 Happy birthday to you! 🎶
🎶 Here's a military coup. 🎶
🎶 You have five minutes to leave, 🎶
🎶 And your family too! 🎶
~ Gary Brannan

We need another April Fools crossover like Ristar and Shenmue