hawk tuah

who are you

squawk this race got me liking boys

WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT

This one is from a frequent writer! "Mr. Jettison Q. Hawkington, I hope this letter receives you well.

What that cloaca do?

– From, B."

, First of all, not my name

Ah! time to read Fanmail with Jet!

||; bringing the Ring to the Gear race to prove superiority i see

||; Real talk if I WERE to host a racing event would anyone be interested

they hated me in my time

[ takes a bite out of a comically large chicken leg ]

What? why are you looking at me like that?

||; Yeah. I bet you would. Angeldust the Spider.

||; you're just mad cuz you don't have your own...

||; that's true i can vouch for bald joei

||; hater

[ read 12:30 am ]

He's been too BUSY for ME. Can you believe that?? him and his stupid anthropology degree....

I... think I miss my Storm.

AM I JUST THE SPOKESPERSOMN OF ALL THINGS WIENER RELATED

( They aren't /nearly/ as cool as blue as I am, but... )

( ...I can't deny that they're cool and blue all the same. ✨ )

Keep this up and you're getting banned from the tournament

( Heh. his eyes are only gorgeous cuz they're JET GREEN. ✨️ )

( Stupid blue rat and his gorgeous green eyes... 💢 )

💢💢

But I /WILL!/

JUUUST you wait! next time, I'll CRUSH YOU!!!

....... Heh. the look on your face as I pass the finish line before you, that is.

I think about YOU EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED

IT'S NOT ABOUT BOOBS YOU INGRATE

RIGHT BEFORE BED 🗣🗣

I think EVERY NIGHT you miserable blue LOSER

a think or two lol

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