Kid Rock stomping toward the camera captioned with “White people running to social media to let everyone know they did not enjoy the halftime show.”

Good morning!

ELON IS ALLOWED IN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. NOT YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OR STUDENTS & PARENTS. I WILL BE BACK.

You know when there’s only like 15 pages left in a book and nothing’s been solved and you get that weird closure anxiety like “okay there’s no way any of this is gonna be wrapped up in a way that makes any sense to me”…that’s what everything feels like all the time now

Why did you suggest that the left was intolerant of pedophiles like it was a bad thing?

I needed to hear it.

‘Tis the season.

Open Season.

Former head of Planned Parenthood Cecile Richards has died Cecile Richards, the longtime activist for women's rights and former head of Planned Parenthood, died Monday after battling brain cancer.

It is imperative that when we lose our heroes a void is not created. We have to step into their place, into their work, into the fight if we have not already.

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

And document it well

The way I got excited before I saw who wrote this.

Uncropped for full effect.

Nothing is more American than banning TikTok before AR-15s

Immediately thought that somebody was making you spoon!

I deleted all of mine for keeps yesterday. It was such a mistake to make it a central and necessary means of communication. Never again.

My favorite days on the internet;
Anytime a billionaire dies. The day black Twitter and Irish Twitter joined forces. Twitter burn down day when everyone quit. The great Meta stock tanking/TikTok refugee situation.

The day after the first season of Bridgerton dropped was pretty good too.

The Angry Birds cardinal is outside my office window.

Chunky and militant in the face of the new year.

Majestic. I respect it.

All day, every day.

Doing well, Robert. Happy to see you here!

I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving

I’ve been encouraging blocking on a lot of platforms. Stop elevating them, stop hate watching them, stop creating attention for them.

I was ten feet away from a tree that was struck by lightening. I did feel it and found myself curled up in a ball on the ground with my arms wrapped around my head. It is the most independently my body has ever operated away from my brain.

I bought a record player and he’s occupying it very seriously. Has not left it since we set it up.

Reason 480,000 to leave Florida:

I just microwaved something for 5 minutes and found an ant crawling around alive inside. Either microwave safe ant mutants exist in FL or I just invented them.

This one just appeared as soon as I joined Blue Sky.

Cozy mysteries are such a bizarre genre.

Crime but make it quaint. Murder that feels like home.

Never Dunham. That is our only rule.

In retrospect, we should have had more rules.

She is glorious.

I hope the gloom lifts soon!