I typed a bunch of replies to this and sent the 5th one.

I wanted to look. Are there 15 of these events globally? Like 15 total?

Got mine this morning. Honestly, a little disappointed they aren't more sparkly. Pretty flat for something labeled sparkles. Great pink color though.

Tumblerless. Nothing about it says "Magic". It doesn't belong here. Making it Standard legal was probably the most egregious. This product is "Not for Me"™ but I can't ignore it as a competitive player. UB sets should be designated as Commander only products and never be legal for tournament play.

"Right in front of my UU" is incredible work.

A series of Magic the Gathering cards cut and turned into round pin backed buttons (can badges). Some are holographic!

A black hat with white embroidered text that reads "I'd rather be in Orbonne Monetary"

A navy blue hat embroidered with "Really? Right in front of my" followed by images of two blue mana symbols from MTG.

Pre #PAX giveaway time! I am going to mail ONE lucky winner (USA address only) 1 hat of their choice + 5 Magic card buttons. Just share this post, like it, and reply below with what hat you want from my shop. Follows nice, not required.

Winner drawn on Mon, March 30.

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Secret Lair, Monday: incapable of selling me the thing I want because trash system is trash.
Secret Lair, Wednesday: marketing email about coming back soon to spend more money when I wasn't able to spend money previously

Excellent work.

Very curious what this format is.

"This new product you want is live but you can't buy it because our system is fully set up to benefit scalpers and resellers only. Thanks for sitting in line." - WotC

Of course I could buy the fish deck instantly on eBay from scalpers who don't even have it yet for $250.

Typical SL horse shit shopping experience. Wait in line only to be told to go fuck myself during check out. Small indie company can't be asked to do any better.

I desire to be cool but rude.

Our oldest cat assumes the position at 9pm every night for his 10pm dinner.

Opened a case of TMT boosters and what a deeply unenjoyable experience that was.

If the freight train will slow long enough for me to be excited about anything I have some hopes that Reality Fracture is sweet.

Very much enjoy Cosmoctopus. Need to play it more.

Praise be for resources like SpiceRack and Scryfall. I've found the official equivalents to border on unusable in most cases.

Karoo makes my brain happier because I'm old. Let's go with that.

Format dependent. Modern? Bounce land. Commander? Karoo.

Pokemon released 30th anniversary logos for all of the Pokemon. This is the Gengar logo over the text "Pokemon: Since 1996".

First thing I noticed! I need the list in my veins!

Little jealous of folks who determined they won't buy any of the Turtles set after seeing all of the rares/mythics. If any of the cards are Standard playable I'll have to buy them anyway and that's the worst part of UB for me. I can't skip a thing I really dislike if it wins tournaments.

Into the Floodmaw might be the second best card in Standard, right behind Quantum Riddler.

I opened 2 booster boxes and had fun until I realized I couldn't actually build a deck with my cards. I don't own enough runes to build any legal deck! I've only played with slightly upgraded starter decks so far but the game looks neat!

The combination of being disheartened about Magic and being incapable of buying Riftbound locally or online for anything near MSRP is really making the week a drag.

Wore mine in Baltimore this weekend and got several compliments.

I love that Wailord art so much. Just a big doofus.

Clearly FAB needs to do a Spider-Man crossover.

17 years ago...? My bones they are dust.

That thing has a hit box somewhere, right?