Ashley Parker was also the name of my bankrupt business. It was a mashup of Ashley Madison and Warby Parker. You thought you were having an extramarital affair but it was really just your spouse in a set of fun, new frames.
Cleveland Rocks
Buffalo Sabres logo
It is time
Tim Robinson
Roman Anthony just killed a man by hitting a baseball at him
Very large shorts
I thoughts therefore I am
He wants to be character of the day but he just doesn’t have the goods
What’s Animal Far?
Robert Deniro saying, “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
He is now a communist
The Corinthian spirit
Ah, the Saudi Shuffle
He’ll never kill bin Laden the way he’s going
The regulatory body for cock-fighting
Beer taps
The Rock in Moana with a pitifully crude star drawn over his eye
Sloth Fratelli
The National Police Index identifies this man as one “Sloth Fratelli”
The Iranians have gifted me a beautiful cask of rare Amontillado sherry which has been placed in the wine cellar of the White House for my enjoyment
cross stitch of the Taco Bell logo
think outside the hoop 🌮🔔
Tobias Bucklegruff
When I was a boy, I used to ride my sled down those stairs. It was named Sleddy
In the TMZ interview he says that he was annoyed by the “incestuous revving” of the motorcycle 😜
Chae!
Jack Donaghy of 30 Rock
I know you’re wearing that wig as a joke, but it makes you look younger and more confident, and I think you should consider it.
Kushner is going to send $14 billion in Apple gift cards to an Iranian prince who contacted him by email
