Adulting is having a mental breakdown and then logging on to a teams meeting right after lmao

How y’all doing over here?

My workout today was only fueled by anger lmaoooo I had 0 lunch and a cup of sprite.

Gym be having me feel like I can accomplish anything

They just be doing anything lmaooo

Don’t PMO today😭😭😭

An ambassador doesn’t need the government to serve the ppl.

And nurses

I was just coming to ask you if it was open tom lol

Neaux🥲

Why does Ibuprofen take so long to kick in?

I wanna scream into the void.

I always catch myself in the middle of being unhinged and for that I deserve something nice.

Spending time with my friends heals me every time.

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

Creator who popularized the term “demure.”

Dictionary.com crowns “demure” as the Word of the Year.

Might need to get off of social media altogether

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Ayyyeee!🥳

You gotta start submitting some op-Ed’s to get them off lol

Listen!

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Not one😭

He had bout 3 executive positions under this admin alone 😭

Imma start calling him Anthony “Keep a Job” Thomas 😭

There's a lot of online spin about Jonathan Majors and his legal situation, so I was happy to speak with LiveNow from Fox about what actually happened w/ his settlement in Grace Jabbari's defamation and assault lawsuit.

The lawsuit was dismissed because he settled.

Full talk:
youtu.be/NfdP1MMXI_w

They say deep breathing helps with chronic pain but breathing deeply fucking hurts.

Chicken soup for the soul.

Is it just me or is this week a hundred years long?