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US Southern Command: On April 19, at the direction of #SOUTHCOM commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Caribbean and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations. Three male narco-terrorists were killed during this action. No U.S. military forces were harmed. @DeptofWar #OpSouthernSpear UNCLASSIFIED

We murdered three more people in boats today

Yesterday, Tommy Allen & crew went looking for people to harass at Western Oregon University in Monmouth, OR.

The campus was relatively empty, so they wandered around filming each other & generally being ignored by the occasional passerby, as thousands of MAGA watched from home.

Ex-model, arrested by Aventura police and deported, causes White House stir A Brazilian brought to the U.S. on an Epstein plane at age 16 lashes out at the Trumps, saying she was betrayed by her friend Melania.

Amanda Ungaro was 16 when she was flown to the US on an Epstein plane. She later became close to the Trumps

On Apr. 8, she went on X to threaten legal action vs Melania “and your pedophile husband”

On Apr. 9, Melania made that odd public statement about Epstein

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FORMER MISFITS SINGER-TURNED PROUD BOY IS TRYING TO TOUR | Left Coast Right Watch Forrmer Misfits frontman and Proud Boy who performed at the Capitol Riot is touring

DOUBLE FEATURE from LCRW: Michael Graves, former Misfits singer turned Proud Boy, is touring @rockwilliams.bsky.social & @rsands161.bsky.social cover his tour in this article & linked below, Sands dishes the full drama when Graves tried to stop in Sonora, CA leftcoastrightwatch.org/articles/for...

Why Was the Prairieland Jury Persuaded to Convict Given the Government’s Weak Case? - UNICORN RIOT Johnson County, TX — In a surprising verdict, nine activists were found guilty last month in the Prairieland ICE Detention Center protest case. The defendants—Savanna Batten, Zachary Evetts, Autumn Hi...

Why Was the Prairieland Jury Persuaded to Convict Given the Government’s Weak Case?

Questions linger about a “loud uproar” in the jury room on the day of the verdict, as juror misconduct is alleged in a post-verdict motion seeking a new trial.

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“Pass a challenge”?

Like rub your belly and pat your head?
Solve a complex math problem like 1+1=?
Eat a whole bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?

Damnit, now I wanna log in and get suspended to see.

Far-right troll account followed by JD Vance on X unmasked “HowlingMutant,” who jokes about rape and the Holocaust, is Alexander Norden of New York City

NEW: We’ve identified the man who runs the far-right troll account on X “HowlingMutant,” whose jokes about rape and the Holocaust have earned him nearly 200,000 followers, which include Vice President JD Vance. His name is Alexander Norden, from Rockaway Park in New York City.

Screenshot from Conejo Valley Days Parade social media: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT With heavy hearts, we have made the difficult decision to cancel this year's Conejo Valley Days Parade. We are incredibly grateful to everyone who signed up, supported, and believed in bringing this event to life-your enthusiasm and commitment to our community truly mean so much to us. After careful consideration, unforeseen logistical and operational challenges would not allow us to deliver the quality and experience our community deserves. This decision was not made lightly, and we sincerely apologize for any inconvenience. We understand this is disappointing and deeply appreciate your understanding and support as we make this decision with the best interests of our community in mind With gratitude,

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Update: Conejo Valley Days Parade cancelled after significant community backlash around 805 Patriots involvement.

Michael Banks, USBP chief, posing with former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem in front of DHS, American, and Border Patrol flags

Michael Banks, the Chief of US Border Patrol who was appointed by Donald Trump in January 2025, has been credibly accused by multiple Border Patrol insiders of bragging about his frequent "sex tourism" travels to countries like Thailand and Colombia, preying on impoverished, vulnerable sex workers.

Trump’s Budget Request Includes Funding an FBI Anti-”Domestic Terrorism” Center The new center and funding boost represent the implementation of Trump’s National Security Presidential Memorandum 7.

“Trump’s budget request reveals, the FBI runs a dedicated “NSPM-7 Joint Mission Center”; with personnel from 10 federal agencies, it is busy “proactively” identifying domestic terrorists motivated by any of the following beliefs…”
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Smell of feces, vomit fills crowded ICE facility, detainee's wife says Conditions at the ICE facility in central Phoenix mirror the conditions at a Mesa facility, where people were being treated worse than "animals," lawmakers said.

Many, many brave people are fighting to stop this, and also—our collective failure to stop it from getting this far will haunt us for the rest of our lives.

a monster is holding a can of dr pepper in its mouth ALT: a monster is holding a can of dr pepper in its mouth

I’m a Pepper, you’re a Pepper, wouldn’t you like to punch a Nazi too

Prairieland Thread 🧵

U.S. Southern Command: Applying total systemic friction on the cartels. On April 13, at the direction of #SOUTHCOM commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Eastern Pacific and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations. Two male narco-terrorists were killed during this action. No U.S. military forces were harmed. @DeptofWar #OpSouthernSpear UNCLASSIFIED

We murdered two more people in boats today

You can not “shame” anyone who is completely incapable of feeling shame, or empathy, or any other emotion besides hatred and fear.

Neera should know this. She has zero shame or empathy. Over on Twix she reposts Sneako & Nick Fuentes, and says idiotic shit like this.

Underground bunker door cracks open, politician’s head pops out and says “Whew, thank goodness that’s all over!”
Trump spews even more unhinged genocidal crap.
Bunker door slams shut and the sound of footsteps running away is the last thing we hear.

ICE identifies man shot at by immigration agents in Stanislaus County along Interstate 5 The acting director for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) identified a man shot by federal agents Tuesday morning in Stanislaus County.

ICE shot a man today in California. "Lyons said as ICE officers approached the car, "the wanted gang member weaponized his vehicle in an attempt to run an officer over.' The ICE agents fired at Mendoza Hernandez..."

Every time ICE has made this claim, it's been a lie.

The Many Humiliations of White Supremacist Jake Lang - UNICORN RIOT Facing new felony charges in Minnesota, white supremacist grifter and agitator Edward "Jake" Lang continues to rack up some embarrassing moments.

The Many Humiliations of White Supremacist Jake Lang

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“Sir, committing war crimes is fine. But did you have to sound so uncouth saying it?”

-America

FYI - In the Prairieland case, iOS notifications revealed the contents of some Signal messages. This only applied to incoming messages, not outgoing ones.

Yet another reason to disable notification previews in Signal messages.

Signal security guide: activistchecklist.org/signal

Most of these new projects want to smash though the protected wildlife areas and destroy the ecosystems that depend on them.

Trump's war on 'antifa' goes global | Searchlight Donald Trump signs executive order claiming Antifa is a terrorist organisation The Trump administration is planning an international summit this summer aime ...

The Trump administration is planning an international summit this summer aimed at what it calls the threat posed by “antifa” and allied left-wing movements.

Read more here:

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This travesty to humanity will be done by Spencer Construction LLC, the same Tucson-based company that made that god forsaken George W. Bush / Thucydides “heroes memorial” in Oro Valley.

What Happened to the SPLC—and Me Union breaking, Gaza, and fear of MAGA turned the SPLC into an organization that abandoned its own civil rights principles.

New: I wrote about how the SPLC let union breaking and fear of MAGA drive it away from its own civil rights principles.

After I spoke up about Gaza, the SPLC disciplined me and terminated my employment—leading to a discrimination settlement: substack.com/home/post/p-...

Exclusive: APD charges local man in Old Town battery on Muslim mom - The Paper. By Pat Davis, The Paper. — Quick thinking by a mom being harassed and threatened by a stranger on the Old Town Plaza helped Albuquerque Police identify and charge the previously unknown man in an inci...

Racist asshole filmed doing racist shit in broad daylight… wearing his Kirtland Air Force Base (Albuquerque, NM) work lanyard.
Cops ignored the initial report, then the internet stepped in & The Paper reported on it.

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Screenshot of an article page titled “The New Antifascist Consensus,” with the subheadline, “How organizers and everyday residents—now activists—are stopping ICE around the country,” by Shane Burley, dated March 23, 2026. Below the headline is a dense collage-style illustration combining black-and-white photos of protesters, residents and masked figures with bright red, orange, blue, green and yellow abstract shapes. Many people hold anti-ICE and antifascist signs reading “Abolish ICE,” “ICE Out Now,” “Justice for Liam Ramos,” “Love America Fight Fascism,” “ICE has blood on its hands,” and “Immigrants Make America Great!!” At the top of the collage are memorial-style posters for Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good reading “Murdered by ICE.”

"Part of what has made fighting ICE the mass antifascist movement of the decade is that the tactics are simple; they just need to replicate and grow."

@shaneburley.bsky.social on the new antifascist consensus.

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Unmasking the Paramilitary Agents Behind Trump’s Violent Immigration Crackdown A WIRED analysis of DHS records identified dozens of specialized federal agents who used force against US civilians during the largest known deployment of its kind in US history.

A WIRED analysis of DHS records identified dozens of specialized federal agents who used force against US civilians during the largest known deployment of its kind in US history. www.wired.com/story/border...

Pipebombs, skull mask and far-right links, but convicted terrorist walks free | Searchlight Far-right skull mask - photos were found of Ashton Rees wearing one like this A 21-year-old right-winger from Bangor who downloaded terrorist documents, bui ...

A 21-year-old right-winger from Bangor who downloaded terrorist documents, built improvised devices and boasted about constructing a pipebomb has been spared jail, despite a jury having convicted him of four terrorism offences.

Read more here:

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Michael Banks, current Chief of U.S. Border Patrol, makes the 83rd sexual predator on our ICE/CBP Sexual Predators list, with today's bombshell investigation exposing Banks's sex tourism travel to countries like Thailand and Colombia.