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One of the best comebacks you will ever see.

It wasn't easy teaching him to walk again but little Stormzy has done us so proud!

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Sorry HogsBreath, We're Sticking
With Mark Kelly, Senator, Astronaut
And Navy Pilot.......

Imagine being so stupid that you think the fact that it takes longer to count the votes in places where there are a lot of votes than it does to count the votes in places where there are *not* a lot of votes is somehow a conspiracy.

Trump is reportedly considering an Iran deal that includes:

- releasing billions (up to 20B) to Iran

- a sunset provision on enrichment (5-15 years)

- potentially not securing the highly enriched uranium

- nothing on Iran’s ballistic missiles

It’s the JCPOA but worse

The President and his Administration have already failed twice in court trying to intimidate me, and he's still not letting up. Just more proof that he'll do anything it takes to silence those of us willing to call him out. I'm not backing down — ever.

Incredible we're a country where 1 man over a trillion dollar budget & the entirety of our military & another over our federal law enforcement program are drunks who go on multi-day benders & this is only 1 of many reasons they're unfit & security risks. Thousands more reasons exist.

PabloReports: What do you make of Stephen Miller and Tom Homan asking for all this money but then refusing to show up to the hearing today?

Frost: That’s what happens when you have a lapdog as speaker.

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

Any "extraordinarily brilliant person" would know his presidency is in free-fall after his disastrous decision to enter another endless war-of-choice in the Middle East & that on November 3rd accountability is coming for the most corrupt criminal Administration in U.S. History.

tick...tick...tick

The Texas legislature rammed through a gerrymandering bill at the request of Trump.

Virginia actually voted in favor of redistricting to counterbalance what Texas and other Republican-controlled states have done.

Yet only one is considered a "power grab."

Oligarch-owned media in a nutshell.

In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer apologizes to the people he ate ...

Reading the FT front page story about a Chinese company introducing a battery with a 1500 km range & six minute recharging time & about how two Chinese companies own more than half of the global EV battery market & I am struck by the different realities the US and China occupy. We’ve lost the plot.

You could offer me footballer wages or any incentive in the world to stop helping dogs and I'd say no.

Nothing in the world beats sitting with Sienna tonight in her new bandana 5 months after she came in totally broken telling her about her new family home.

Priceless feeling

Morning friends. There are still those amongst us that need to wake up.

Lot of people on the right crying about the Virginia redistricting vote.

We told you this would happen while you were celebrating the illegal off-cycle seat grab in Texas.

Stop playing stupid games if you don’t want to win stupid prizes.

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SlimShots: #Eminem #f'djt

Trump pardons allies who boost his crypto coin.

Trump invests in corporations that he's supposed to be regulating.

Trump cuts deals with autocrats to advance his family's real estate business.

The list goes on.

We must not become numb to this corruption.

Trump does not fail because he is unlucky. He fails because he cannot do the job. The presidency has a learning curve. He never climbed it. He just renamed the failures as wins.

In The Rock 4/22/1978: Jake and Elwood Blues make their national TV debut on SNL. #BluesBrothers #RockHonorRoll #SNL

Release of the new Michael Jackson biopic reminds me that when he died, I was working at the TV Guide channel. This was a huge entertainment news story, so everybody there had to work late. On the other hand, Child Protective Services workers got to go home early.

COMING SOON: KYR-U! | American Civil Liberties Union

Introducing Know Your Rights University!

Our new animated series premiering April 23 offers kids and grownups fun, digestible formats to learn about civics and constitutional rights.

Check out Lisa and Aaron’s adventures at school, plus study plans we've crafted to complement each episode.

This Data Center Is Getting a $77 Million Tax Break to Create One Job No other project in the country has gotten such a large subsidy to create so few jobs, according to watchdogs.

A New Jersey data center will reportedly receive $77 million in tax breaks — while only creating one permanent job.

One job, in exchange for higher utility bills, noise pollution, and potential groundwater pollution.

Is it any wonder communities are organizing to stop data centers?

KAsh, drunk as a skunk.

“I’ve been drunk, but I’ve never been battering-ram drunk. I have never been so hung over I needed my alarm clock to be the jaws of life.” - Stephen Colbert

For my own wellbeing, sometimes it's best to completely ignore harsh reality & focus exclusively on one or all of our 3 pets.

In this case it's our youngest, Trixie (a/k/a Bat-Mite, a/k/a Spawn of Satan), who I love dearly. ♥️ 🐶

(also: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files)

In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.

249 years later, we have this idiot.