2026 Pedo Dipshits of Rock Tour.

Trumps thinks the Pope has a badge, cowboy hat, and mirrored sunglasses; and goes out in the Popemobile to give out tickets and arrest people.

Robot Basketball Wars. I would watch that.

Looking forward to the first robot basketball player brawl.

Ain’t nobody voting for Cheez Whiz Jesus.

“has committed and continues to commit”

Dear @politico
I’m pretty sure an F-15 is not a propeller driven airplane and that this is not “The wreckage of a downed U.S. F-15 fighter jet as seen in Iran on April 5, 2026.”
www.politico.eu/article/trum...

The President is 🦇💩🤪

Whereas owning a gun for anything other than being part of "a well-regulated militia" is a privilege, not a right.

Grade D mob boss talk.

Beautiful!

The only cheap gas in this country is what’s blowing out of Trump’s orifices.

Do you keep the mustard in your water bottle?

Mad King decrees that it will be known henceforth as the “Straight of Mutilization.”

DAMMIT It's Not Alzheimer's! Here's Why It's A Far Worse Nightmare Scenario You deserve the facts, not conjecture. Alzheimer's diminishes a person. Trump's not diminishing, he's escalating, and you need to know the frightening reason why.

Totally normal behavior from our commander in-chief. 🙄

Anyone who says Trump doesn't have dementia is straight up lying their ass off.

frankgeorge8675309.substack.com/p/dammit-its...

The first rule of Warfighters Club is that we don’t call what we are fighting a “war.”

Happy Birthday!

Rubio and Vance lied about their shoe size. Now they are stuck wearing them. Hilarious.

They thought this would be a one-day operation like Venezuela. Total incompetence.

Wow, that tornado turned everything into AI slop! Please identify make and model of this car at the lower right.

Is Russia ceding Cuba to the US in exchange for the US betraying Ukraine?

CSPAN @cspan . @SpeakerJohnson after House blocked War Powers Resolution: "We're not at war, we have no intention at being at war. The president and the Department of Defense have made it very clear, this is a limited operation."

Darkly funny he had enough self-awareness to revert to "Department of Defense" here.

Noem getting shipped to Venezuela?

Considering his current physical condition,I doubt he makes it to his first waltz.

Let’s Face Facts: This Isn’t Going Well (Iran War Edition) It’s the perhaps tired refrain of foreign policy and defense professionals that...

Must have been around 2003 when I first heard Josh Marshall being interviewed on Air America radio. I've been a daily reader of Talking Points Memo ever since. Follow him @joshtpm.bsky.social Always a great perspective on current affairs. Such as (gift link):

talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/lets-...

If our warfighters aren’t war-fighting, what is it that they are war-doing?

Saves having to change door nameplates and letterhead.

“In 2024, the U.S. accounted for 67% of all Canadian pulp and paper exports. Additionally, about half of all U.S. paper towels are produced with Canadian pulp.”

“Canada supplies a significant portion of the raw materials for U.S. toilet paper, with roughly 30% of standard U.S. bathroom tissue relying on Canadian Northern Bleached Softwood Kraft (NBSK) pulp.”

So he suffers from a bad case of “height spurs” then?