Here for my monthly log in, why do I have so many followers????? Am I really that entertaining????? I thought those were delusions of grandeur

tw*tter was fuckin hilarious bsky is a little too cool to be funny

bluesky sucks I fear

I told my mother of my crippling fear of death and she said to me "yea you gotta get over that"

by some FREAK ACCIDENT I ended up on the gay page of p0rnhub and the top search was "Italian" and we all know why

I'm so fucking sick of leftist organizing spaces where they can't even say hi to you when you walk in the door. If your kindness and energy is only reserved for people you deem less fortunate, I don't want to work with you, no matter how good your politics

Now people are on blue sky mo less. This is my observation

When u have to retype a word over and over again bc autocorrect keeps correcting the word but u want it spelled incorrectly thats like peak mo less

mo less

If not for disappointment, I wouldn't have any appointment

kinda liked having my entire identity become horny mo less

I'm day three on a new med that's making it way way easier to sit down and do stuff but I'm also less horny and honestly it might be a dealbreaker mo less

Have Lawrence put the competition on and compete as Florence

the most important thing the internet has done is make me aware that other people wanted to fuck Colin Mochrie at a young age

Hidden Easter Egg Step 6 she adds you on IG the next day because ur profile was recommended to her??????????? zuckerborg is in all our pussies now

1. Go to play party
2. Fuck one (1) lesbian
3. Leave after an hour
4. Existential crisis
5. Nut

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Like "well I'm sad and fucked up, so expect me to stay that way forever and don't make me put forth any effort or leave my comfort zone at all" it's just so not mo less

I'm just so burnt out on having how awful and hard everything is be the only topic of conversation. Sometimes it seems like ppl immediately wanna say everything that's wrong with them so that they can avoid accountability when they act out bc they *told* you this would happen

Also trying this new thing where if they list all their traumas in their profile I *dont* swipe right????

I'm back on the apps and this guy sent me a photo of our upcoming date in his calendar and I came so fucking hard mo less

when u spend first 20 minutes of massage worried about inconveniencing the massager who literally paid thousands of dollars at massage school to do exactly this all day every day for a living........... thats mo less

To the NSFW creators reacting to the the BS payment processors have been on in general, a call to action:
the ACLU now has a petition on MasterCard and will likely use it to assess the legal resources to assign to this case. Sign and let them know this is important!
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...

Sometimes my mom calls me and tells me all of the ways my father abused her that day and I've spent years learning to cope with it but sometimes I just don't fucking know what to do

The excruciating horror of being known (mo less)

A vacantly smiling man is applying to mortar to a brick. Another man, also vacantly smiling, stares out from behind an unfinished hole in a brick wall. The man applying the mortar says "whatup gamers? we're doing the cask of amontillado challenge." The man behind the wall says "remember to like, comment & subscribe." The mortar man lays down a brick. The hole in the wall gets smaller, the man behind it still smiling with a blank expression in his eyes. The wall is complete. The man's face is now obscured.

when u log off blu sky ur legally required to sing Goodbye Blue Sky

One thing that's nice is that over time I've become a lot more secure in my identities which gives me hope that I'll some day be more secure in the ways that I'm currently not mo less

hell yeah brother

It's me I'm the favorite people

this has occasionally happened with established relationships too, where I really like spending time with someone but can't fucking stand how they act online. I feel like I want to prioritize the IRL interactions and vibes but internet is such a big part of our lives now it's hard to ignore