They had to stop serving fish tacos at my high schools cafeteria because at the time they were considered too gay. The stone is heavy and the work never ends but it is moving forwards

I’m a Barry Goldwater volksfront

The only way to stop a religious fanatic with five thousand nuclear weapons is a secular fanatic with five thousand nuclear weapons

Malcolm is a portmanteau of milk and cum

LOL

Probably just stripped them for parts too damn

Group member sounds alright

He got bit by a radioactive blue

Hey siri blue man group origin story

Hey yeah is it part of their lore that they’re all the same guy

Blue guys with two pencil panels on either side

Yeah

Sudokus made my brain as hard as a rock

American Express would be a beautiful name for a plane

I wish I could tell you about some of the things goofus did that didn’t make highlights for children but they made us sign an NDA

Your phone should cryogenically freeze you while you’re on hold and thaw you out when you get through

Playing the end part of the Burger King commercials where they say you rule! to myself over and over again and smiling

It’s called Duburn now

I learned a lot the concept of death from Boston Legal

One stop shopping

I thought dentists were just from wrestling until I was 32

My dentists office has been playing the same dead milkmen cd every time I’ve gone there for the past nine years

They should make a toilet where the poop gets sucked up from the bowl and sprayed all over your neck and back from the top of the tank

Take daylight away forever. Not my problem

World trade centers last office tower soon will get built and house American ex;Tess

Nice. Perfect timing.

Taking my vitamins on an empty stomach. Who even cares anymore

I either need to eat fifty grams of protein or expel 200

Refrigreatables. The snack you can put in the fridge

My first dentists practice was in a crawlspace and the second one was in like a mud room/foyer and the third one was in a hut built out of particle board in the middle of some guys basement. Disbarred after that. Or whatever the dentist version of that is. Dishonorably toothcharged

Dentist offices will just open up in any style of building. That’s punk rock

Street art pisses me off so bad. That space was supposed to be for gray