A shot of a post with the user's account pop-up information over it. the post is a long screed in several parts with a picture of mike johnson and ai art of trump on mount rushmore. The user has six names, five of which are hyphenated. The first words of their profile are "Liberal AF!" in all capitals. They identify their region(s) of origin.
These people can't be fucking real.
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#Pips 247 Hard 🔴
7:42
Make up a problem.
Graft.
Pretend you fixed it.
Repeat when rent is due.
If you’re in Virginia, for the sake of everything that matters to the rest of the civilized world, please get out today and vote yes on the constitutional amendment
I only peripherally follow Invincible, but I'm glad we're finally getting to Thragg and the end of the conga line of ever-stronger, but sometimes not, Viltrumites.
Which doesn't mean that someone isn't out there right now saying, "just wait for Bluunt the Maximal to show up."
On this date in 2015, Advanced Safety Features aired! Written by Carol Kolb and directed by Rob Schrab, and this might be Paget's best monologue.
#OriginalAiring
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Laszlo Cravenswood from What We Do in the Shadows saying, "I can't be fucked."
Did the transparency make most of the text illegible? Yes. That's why we add alt text. I'd fix it, but:
Britta from Community, labeled as Kevin Feige. Her text has been modified to say, "It's not that easy to get human beings to turn on a beloved cast of characters!" In the second panel Kevin Chang, labeled "Somehow also Feige," is saying Chang's original dialog from the episode, "Turn on her!" The third panel is the room turning on Britta. this metaphor got away from me.
There are rules for posting images online and I'm ignoring all of them.
Frankie Dart from Community but instead of saying, "Did we give a degree to a dog," she's saying "did we give DLC to a MOVIE?"
Torn between "did we give a degree to a dog" but for movie DLC and "the re-release of Amazing Spider-Man with Gwen Sacey fucking Norman Osborne is crucial to Spider-Man 4."
You seem like the kind of guy who calls the number on missing persons posters to tell them you haven't seen anything.
George Takei
born Hosato Takei
April 20, 1937
American actor, author, and activist. He is known for his role as Hikaru Sulu, helmsman of the USS Enterprise in the Star Trek franchise
I couldn't imagine the person copying a .jpeg with someone else's long, political screed alongside a picture of a random politician, pasting it to a microblogging site, and not even adding alt text.
I can imagine muting that person though.
Dr. Who, at its best, is about weirdos and their takes on living. "Battlefield" is replete with that. Absolutely love it.
Image of Ace from Dr. Who reading a letter. One of two. "Dear Doctor, King died in final battle..."
Image of Ace from Dr. Who reading a letter. Two of two. "...everything else propaganda."
Canceling this show earned Britain every bad turn since 1989:
Brigadier Leftbridge-Stewart from Dr. Who saying, "Get off my world."
Captain Picard from Star Trek saying "Get off my bridge."
It's the same picture.
Goddamn it, Brigadier, you goddamn hero!
This shit falls somewhere between "Martha Jones" and "Donna Noble having a human/time lord metacrisis."
"Martha Jones with Excalibur?" Shut the fuck up. We don't speak of such things!
The seventh doctor's companion Ace, holding the sword excalibur.
GG, fellow forces of evil. Let's pack it in. Maybe next time only The Doctor will have it or something. As is, we're done here.
As I continue watching more Classic Dr. Who, if Ace has Excalibur, I would just lie down and let events unfold. It is no longer in my hands.
#Pips 245 Hard 🔴
1:02
Advisor: "Don't improv, sir."
Trump: "The..salonians..."
A: "Could be worse."
T: "They were the best. It says here there were five to sixteen of them. The Bible doesn't know. I think there were...sixteen. And they all had great hair. Lovely hair."
A: "Jesus wept. We should've done 'Jesus wept.'"
Salute to an all-time tweet
Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Tim Curry in Clue
Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers
Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island
Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.
A young Jean Luc Picard talking to his mom in the solarium where she will take her own life
The tentacle robot coming out of a space anus to shame all bio kind.
Admiral Elizabeth Shelby showing up in one episode only to be shot to death by twenty somethings because a big plot point from this seasons was borrowed from Republican talking points about why people in their twenties shouldn't be able to vote. Please be sure to note this was not Ro Laren showing up in one episode only to be killed. That was a different episode. You wanted to see more of these characters? Well, watch them all die.
It's in the top ten, certainly. But how can it beat Star Trek: Picard?
What's your all-time favorite line in a movie?
"Don't worry Ace. It's just a trap." and
"Make sure no one follows us."
"What should I do? Lecture them on archaeology?"
"Yes."
*two scenes later*
"Do you know it takes one year to uncover a centimeter of a dig?"
The story where a time traveler meets people who've already me them isn't novel in itself, but I do like when it happens.
Also, the bad guys are so ARCH. Megamind is taking fucking notes.
