I'm taking my birthright trip rn to the adidas store to get a matching tracksuit set

Twitter sucks but there isn't remotely the same level of drama and intrigue on here

“Call the ambulance… But not for me!” Meme where the first panel is Dec 2024, the attacker is Conservative, the old man is Liberals. Second panel, April 2025

Canadian federal election:

It would be so funny

hey guys here’s Godzilla in Montreal

“Eyewitnesses says that Mansour Shouman, a Palestinian-Canadian civilian journalist, was kidnapped by Israeli forces in Gaza as he was travelling to Rafah. His family hasn’t heard from him in a week.”

Shared strike info on my university's reddit page and remembered why I seldom use reddit

I love how instead of decreasing exec salaries my university is cutting the temperature in classrooms amidst budget cuts ❤️

I mean this seriously when I say you should not move to Montreal unless you're willing to join the fight for rental dignity. Learn your rights and stop teaching landlords they can walk over the established laws for renters!!!

Being told you have a strong Canadian accent is very humbling

An related struggle is that I literally have to cross the border to get a fitted sheet that isn't made of paper and doesn't cost 75$+. I usually buy things that cost a bit more upfront specifically because its cheaper to repair than buy new but ohhhh my godddd is it getting harder to get quality

My cobbler is shutting down his business after 10 years in the building they're in and around 100 of their family being in the business. This shit sucks for real, the business of repair is being disfavoured for the on demand planned obsolescence of late stage capitalism. We should all be worried.

Someone in my drivers ed class unmuted just to fart

Happy IKEA Monkey day to all those celebrating

If anyone ever questions my hater energy just know that for the last 10 years I have boycotted a popular Canadian trademarked snack because the son of the guy that stole the recipe from his workers sucked. I will be petty till my dying breath

I put my twitter on private because I'm job hunting but it's also saving me time by restraining me from picking fights with people because they made fun of Céline Dion

Please this is so funny I sent you this article without knowing you had posted about it

H’okay Montreal.

Community Defence Fund TBD

ANNOUNCING: Toronto Palestine Solidarity Community Defence Fund.
This fund will support EVERYONE criminalized for protest and direct action in solidarity with Palestine in Toronto, including the recent Giller & Indigo arrests.
Please share and donate.
actionnetwork.org/fundraising/...

I legitimately leapt up from the couch and almost sent my laptop flying when I found out then immediately opened google to see if it was real. I truly can not express the emotions of this moment. I'd like to thank the academy...

It felt important that you know immediately

Pouring myself one right now

Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.

Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss

Happy birthday!

He’s so brave

Quebec public sector strikes: Premier Legault says he's ready to increase the offer Quebec Premier Francois Legault says he's ready to increase his government's offer to striking public sector workers, but he says their unions have to show more flexibility.

Over half a million workers in Quebec (1 in every 14 and the biggest in Canadian history) have been on strike today and I cant help but notice twitter leftists who call for a general strike every other day ignore it. Not to mention the leftist papers

montreal.ctvnews.ca/quebec-publi...

Israel’s government approves deal for temporary Gaza truce, captive release Israel approves deal after Prime Minister Netanyahu vows Gaza war will resume after expected pause in fighting.

"Drones in southern Gaza will
stop for four days; They will
stop in the North for six hours
per day, between 10am-4pm
local time."
This is the ceasefire deal. Four days, and only six hours each of those in the North.

If anyone is feeling inclined to send your member of parliament/representative/whatever a personal call or email today is National Children's Day and I reminded mine that 5.5k children have been killed in Gaza. 1 in every 200 children. 5.5k children.