I don’t need therapy, I need Christian Hubicki to rock me in a hammock… #Survivor #Survivor50

teenagers shouting from their bedroom when you tell them dinner’s ready #TheTraitors

Todavía no sé cómo se me ha ocurrido esta idea tan tonta, pero tenía que hacerla real 🍔

La Kirbyburguesa ya está aquí! Me ayudáis a compartirla?

How is Bluesky handling the greatest musical moment in #Survivor history

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Booker: Do you think we got the right to vote for women because a bunch of men on the House floor got together and said “on the count of three, women get the right to vote..” That’s not how it happened… Change doesn’t come from Washington. It comes to Washington.

You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher”

lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”

Made #handsoff signs* for our local protest which had amazing turnout despite the rain! Then got home and used the leftover paint to make a #minecraft Steve

*yes, my 5-year-old’s sign says “Let’s play.” He didn’t quite get the concept. But he worked really hard!

Two dogs sitting on a sofa. Underneath each of them is a sign. Midge’s sign reads “No Bad Dogs. Just Bad Doge” Susie’s sign reads “Paws Off the FDA” The reverse of her sign reads “Make Dog Food Safe Again”

We are READY!
(Unless anyone’s got a brilliant idea for the other side of Midge’s Sign)
#HandsOff

my 12 year old when I ask her to load the dishwasher www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/t...

this moment changed lives #Survivor #Survivor48

love this clip so much

I was cracking up so hard

sssssssssso long

we have been waiting for so long

same! I was looking around the room like, does anyone else see this? oh, wait, I'm by myself

this is wildssssssss

Good morning to the people who voted the correct options #Survivor

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I feel about this the way cave people must have felt seeing a comet. What does it mean?? is it the end?

Why do I feel like the cats are up to something…

My five-year-old: "Being a kid is really tough."

Not wrong, but I've got some bad news about adulthood . . .

I would personally love to see a cycling challenge set to early 2000s pop #TheTraitorsUS

Would have been great with a parrot

Facts (??) About Romans

5 yr old: Mommy, before the dinosaurs there were Romans!
Me: Who?
5 yr old: Romans! Romans were very good at taking baths. The boss of all Romans was the Emperor. And Romans hunted dinosaurs!
Me: I don't think Romans hunted dinosaurs.
5 yr old: Then what did they eat?

Can confirm.

The “snowman” my kids built during yesterday’s storm has rapidly become NSFW

Screenshot of an Associated Press post about Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield reversing its decision on time limits for anesthesia. The post includes an image of an Anthem sign in front of an office building.

This happened because of the immediate public outcry. We won’t grow numb to this!