hubert von vestra

burger the tuxedo cat

it’s the birthday of TWO of my faves with devil horns. happy bertday AND burgday

lets play high low night volleyball!!!!

lets play high night volleyball in ur scary basement

next jojo friday lets hit the joestar and play high night volleyball

I shave your girlfriend bald. Business plan for my new business called I shave your girlfriend bald.

new website. what do we think ishaveyourgirlfriendbald.com

cropped picture of hubert and ferdinand from hpnd #033. hubert has his hand on ferdinand’s shoulder and ferdinand has his hand on hubert’s arm. ferdie is making big wet pouty pleading puppy eyes at hubert; hubert, meanwhile, looks godawful with his face shrouded in darkness, his eyes glowing and his mouth curled into a truly heinous excuse for a smile. there’s no dialogue but if there was it’d probably be: ferdinand: noooo don’t get overstimulated and blow up the dining hall you’re too sexy aha hubert: alas, kitten, daddy does what daddy must

Hubert’s Perfectly Normal Day #033: Abscond. Disengage. Flee. With haste. And eggs.

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#fe3h #hpnd

Foxing - Bloodhound (Audio) YouTube video by Triple Crown Records

when the tide rolled in there was nothin left
but an albatross hangin from my neck
and just as you cannot contain the sea
you cannot contain me

youtu.be/2ZN03JYaz1U

Foxing - The Medic (Official Video) YouTube video by Triple Crown Records

songs of all time listen to it. Thabks www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYc_...

A RABBIT SKELTEAN EMERGES FROM DA CAVE WHERE HE LAID DOWN 3 DAY'S AGO... WITH A BIG A$$$ JOINT HELL YEA AND IT SAYS "HE IS RESIN" BECAUSE IM SMOKIN THAT GOOP AND KICKEN ASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN I WILL KICK ASS LATER WHEN IM LESS TIRED - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LEFT MY ROOM BEFORE NOON - dashare.zone ADMIN

Photo of a building. A sign on the building has a cross and reads he is risen. Peaking out from behind the building is a billboard which has been edited to have a photo of Gowron, a Klingon from Star Trek.

FOUND IT.

really close great job

you could do incredible things with such a website

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

you are like the leading world champion at this

how to get high and ask a lot of questions

who up swanking like an heiress at blackpool

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

wow its so cool that your wife is an elf

yes (positive)

Fields of Mistria’s 4th Major Update arrives February 23rd ✨

sex and the city – high

charlotte: he’s perfect but he might live 10x longer than me and i don’t know that he’s as serious about us as i am

samantha: well if you’re going to have sex clear your calendar. when i fucked an elf i got stuck in the orgasm dimension for a month and lost a client over it

acrylic on canvas painting of a grilled cheese

the same grilled cheese painting but zoomed out so you can see my dog behind the easel asking for dinner

girled chease

i keep having the same problem. i guess we just have to get super jacked 🤷‍♀️

Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?