Anyone else think it should have been called “MJ” so as to not get it confused with John Travolta’s “Michael” in conversations? No? Just me? 🪽

Amazing work Liv! Thank you!

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Master of Disguise. No argument possible.

Place your bets now on whether these “scientists” and “experts” will in fact be quacks. 🦆

It turns out Pope Leo looks identical to…

Master Oogway, the “Kung Fu Panda” turtle.

I don’t care for most religions, especially Catholicism, so I was wondering why it is that I kind of trust Pope Leo - and I’ve just figured it out.

User claims Chapo Trap House compared the political right to rapists on a sexual pathology scale, and that they were criticised for that.

Finally! That man was 32 FOREVER.

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Are we one hundred percent positive though that the WPost isn’t in fact switching styles and trying to compete with The Onion…? I mean, seeing the evidence, it is possible…

THAT fairground scene is way up there with the Final Destination “truck of logs” in the “scarred my brain” department though, for what that’s worth. Cant remember anything of “Master of Disguise”. So that’s mybar for a bad film.

Dunesday begins…

I just googled acrylamide and wtf?! 😶

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After watching Jurassic World, the six year old in front of me on the plane revealed the rest of the movies on his ipad. There was Jaws 2, and Jaws 3. No Jaws. What kind of psychopaths are raising him?!

Apple+ truly has the best original content.

One post shows a photo someone took of two chickens with lightning striking behind them. The post just under that one on my timeline is a guy boasting about the chicken pot pie he made, with photo.

A perfect timeline story in two parts.

Who could have guessed that Sandra Huller singing Harry Styles would be one of the most poignant film scenes of the year so far?

Havent started season 2 but 1 was awesome!

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So sorry… urgh. Hope you find something else quickly.

Me. Definitely me.

Nothing is more unnerving than realising mid-conversation that the random parent you are talking to at a kid’s party is in fact a “Russell Brand and Andrew Tate are being unfairly targeted by the State for being anti-vax” right-wing loon and my actual antithesis. Right before me, in the flesh. 😣😭🫠

There is no glue. The administration has clearly sniffed it all. Off toilet seats, no doubt.

I think Jonathan Bailey and Austin Butler have it in spades.

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In public?

The “C*** down!” clock, you mean.

Wow. Train Dreams is such a striking film. It’s jumped to my second favourite of the Oscar nominees. 🪾So original, and says so much, so simply. 🙌

Who I feel most sorry for is FIFA. They, like the rest of us, must be so shocked that their Peace Prize recipient has behaved thus. No one could have foreseen this. Even the best and most brilliant, incorruptible minds of international football were duped. Poor, poor FIFA…

So is Trump bribing Mel Gibson for an Oscar in exchange for a job.

“People, grown men, tears in their eyes, have come up to me, they say, “Sir, why dont you have an Oscar for Home Alone 2? You deserve it. I dont understand.” I don’t know if I do. Maybe I do, probably, but that’s what they say.”

“And introducing Brett Ratner’s Batman! Needless to say, any Oscar goes to Donald Trump.”