Happiness doesn’t come from money. It comes from bombarding your friends with Marxist propaganda.

RFK Jr: You know, if someone… collapses in front of you the best course of action is… to leave immediately, because their soul just… came out and it’s flying around the room looking for a new… vessel at that point

Every time some mean spirited conservative dies they’re like, "Please show some respect for this piece of shit who hated you"

What else can you say about Dick Cheney except that we are living squarely in the world he made possible, regardless of any legacy revisionism he tried to engage in during last year’s election. Whatever you think of Trump, Vance, Miller, Cheney is the 21st century arch villain (so far).

Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.

Good night, you helpers of Maine
You hamburgers of New England

Yamamoto was furiously scribbling on a notepad between innings like a scientist

A good thing to do on a date is play "The Thong Song" on your car stereo right after you pick her up from her place.

You look amazing. The dark hair is lovely.

Just found this in my toilet.

I know a guy who went to LSU with Shaq and he'll confirm this

Ugh I'm so sorry

I'm unlikely to forget how pretty you are.

RFK Jr: *gargling sewer water* look don't let me tell you how to be healthy, but...

and averaged 18 boards per game in 94

Lebensdumb

Imagine what China would do to this assbag

lmao spreading medical disinformation to sell supplements should be a capital offense lol

Bobcat Goldthwait made a movie like this.

personal trainers are ambulance chasers. "personal trainer" is an oppressive class, like Turkish people or nouveau riche people.

im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

The Massachusetts governor, the city, and the university needs to drop everything to locate and free this girl and make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is DEFCON-1. If they do this to someone who wrote an op-ed in a college newspaper, they will do this to anyone they don't like.

Fellas is it gay to gaze in awe at the majestic triceratops?

This guy is a loser

The guy who didn't want to address abortion rights because it was divisive. Biggest fail ever.

House sitting for neurotypical people is like going to museum of normal.

A 29% approval tent