Bandwagon twat

Some meff dressed as a schoolboy on a 'Patriot' march in that London

Hate C⚡️DC

Bloody ell, sorry Marion. I've been absent. Lost all interest in social gubbins at the minute. I'm fine thank you, hope you are too.

Happy Clinton's cards day.

youtu.be/oKovxOy_FK4?...

I'm OK thanks, nearly all sorted now. Are you well?

Howdy, partner. I'm getting there, thank you. Hope you are well. Off to Madeira in March so there's a possibility...

A very happy new year to one and all of my followists on this fancy new platform.

Just watched Forrest Gump for the first time in my life. Dreadful twee bollocks. Don't fucking bother. No stars out of five. Fuck me, I'm going to bed.

You like? Thank you, I chose it myself. Happy Christmas, mate.

And to you, squire.

Happy Monday, all. I got a new necklace.

Have you heard Taylor Swift singing on The National's newish album, a song called The Alcott? Lovely stuff.

My walk to the pub is STILL better than your walk to the pub.

Absolutely fine now thanks. The pain has subsided, now it's just uncomfortable.

All fine, thank you squire. Back in on the 30th for more shenanigans with scalpels.

Still full of anaesthetic and drinking a recovery pint, so should be fine til the morning, ha. Thank you.

It'll be reet, thank you x

Just keep a keen eye on them for any changes.

Don't get skin cancer, kids. Even if it's not life threatening. And yes, I'm a proper moley cunt.

Hahaha, sincere apologies. I've not been paying this new site much attention. Please be patient, it's only a matter of time...

Grown this fucker from seed and now I've just scraped its brain out and carved it a new face. I've saved some seeds for next year, so we've come full circle. It's been emotional.

*butts in*

I'm not going, though. He's agreed to meet me in the pub if he can still stand up at half 2.

Difficult to argue with this kind of logic.

I did! Y'alreet?

Howdy. Thank you.

We shall see. Threads is hopeless too, so I've binned that off.

A very good morning to you, sir. Thank you, lovely to be here.

Hello, good morning. Let's give this a go then, eh?