very sad about Tim Cook’s tenure as CEO of Apple. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

Scott Bessent is like Ferrell as Janet Reno

America’s biggest obstacle to military success overseas seems to be understanding the enemy’s geography, history and demographics

if they nail that, they’ll be unstoppable

Gold tier players now hydrate for free Monday - Thursday

at my opinions factory, where dreams are made

I’m going to nominate for the 1983 NBA draft

[Katz’s Deli banner] send a salami to your boy in the army

Ben Roberts-Smith bail conditions include backyards

folks,

very sad about Todd Lyons’ tenure at ICE. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

his full name is John Doe Vance because he was a husky corpse that assumed someone else’s identity

shit, not [checks notes, presses earpiece]… Clavicular

strait of hormuz kinda bendy tbqh. consumer rights?

Garfield: *eats a lasagna very quickly*
Judi Dench: oh Garfield
Garfield: *snores loudly*
Judi Dench: you wretched creature
Garfield: *hits spider with newspaper*
Judi Dench: murderous reprobate
Garfield: *watches tv*
Judi Dench, intensely whispering: soulless twisted thing

very sad about Gina Rinehart’s royalty payments. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, her music taught me that it was ok to be weird

Pope d’Angelo Barksdale

could be something

In the criminal justice system, papal weakness offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Pope Unit

wow the new lady boss of the Australian Defence Force has demanded a panel spot at the Adelaide Writers Festival. country has gone to ruin

I predicted this in my PhD thesis: The Assassination of Viktor Orban by the Coward Crime Pope Leo

nice

very sad about Viktor Orban’s presidency. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

looks like Ben Roberts-Smith is going to be enjoying a different type of footlong

“While the idea faces stern pushback from coastal cosmopolitans, the lunch building at this rural compound has a more considered view”

very sad about Pam Bondi’s tenure as Attorney General. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, her music taught me that it was ok to be weird

working on a manifesto

6 years really flew by hey

very sad about Dezi Freeman. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

very sad about Leonid Radvinsky. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird