ahh yeah one of my friends did this with hydrochloric acid while fucked up on benzos

going to a rationalist and being like listen buddy i heard about this scary new idea. its called $70’s basilisk. what if there was an entity that, when it came into being, eternally tortured everyone who didn’t give me $70? it’s a simple exercise of pascals wager white boy

Lisa simpson in front of a glass case of THE BOARD OF CANADA

the penne opticon

best thing about waterproof phones is washing them off in the sink when they're yucky

Aarp is a terrorist organization its time for the elderly to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps

unserious package manager

I don't think I can unless you're following me, I believe you have to initiate

this is so dogshit I hope she breaks free soon

rec to lfg through discord if you haven't been, I have a link to a queer lfg server u can DM me for it if you'd like

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

when i worked at a movie theatre as a teen we would constantly (once/twice a week) find discarded diapers just like left in the aisles in theatres, baby certainly changed in the middle of the movie

this shit + a lot of "leftists" now just being super reactionary in pretty much every facet. I think a lot of ppl learned how good flaming feels over covid and it kind of rotted them or some shit idfk. basically I Feel U Homie

i miss the days of IRC. maybe it's just nostalgia, but I feel that people were more true, more unique, more real, even when they were being fuckheads. there was at least a bit more of a line between being normal and flaming, it feels like there's now a lot of grey area rudeness & disrespect

a lot of people no longer (or never did) take the internet seriously as a legitimate social venue, this is just a place for them to kick their boots off and act however they want.

it's the same as car drivers visiting a city, renting an ebike, and acting like a total fuckhead. it's a joke to them.

albums I have been listening to recently that might fit that vibe

1. ambient electronics/avant garde jazz
2. more upbeat braindance/IDM
3. beautiful rolling jazz/IDM made using small samples. if you listen to only one make it this
4. short synthesizer sketches

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

maybe he's just egotistical enough to believe he can change the common connotation

hehe

maybe just superglue the plug back in the hole?

it's so cool that more and more leftists are becoming needlessly reactionary, and encouraging such. i think i would much rather have the "if you haven't read theory you don't know what the fuck you're talking about regarding anything" guys back

You’re so full of bullshit you could fertilize the mid west

Google trends for the search term "fragging" in the US over the past 5 years. There is a small temporary increase from baseline in mid 2025, and then the graph goes to the moon at current day

On a completely unrelated note, check out this graph.

"spouting incorrect information about something you hate" and "saying 'well any reason to hate it is good, so I'm not gonna bother to be correct'" are two of the online behaviors that drive me up the wall most and nothing seems to evoke them more reliably than AI

think about what you're thinking!!!

yes, they very often post stock screenshots in announcements that have nazi dogwhistles in them

always wait for someone to finish a sentence. "ever since the latest update, my computer is bricked" hold on. Sounds bad, right? Wait for it. "bricked up". That's right. Their PC is sporting, it's hard and down to fuck. And you might have missed out

I will get in your car and immediately start changing your EQ settings dog I'm bigger than you

canzuk on deez nuts