is it safe to put metal in the replicator

I’m still waiting on a patch for autoimmunity.

it’s truly a rich text

when my partner joined the usmc they gave him so many vaccines his arms bled. they vaccinated him against anthrax and fucking smallpox. not even vaccinating against the flu is fucking insane. what are we fucking doing here.

lol imagine being on a submarine right now

with my 3rd arm

deep

fafe

seen someone in the comments ask “why are Brits so bad at baked potatoes?” and as a Brit who has lived in the US for well over a decade I am fucking apoplectic. what are you fucking talking about? americans suck ass at jackets. we are the ones who know what we are doing.

my decision early in my tech career that I would never work at facebook has been proven correct over and over again

It really does seem like we’re just accepting dystopia in alot of ways. Fundamentally anti-human behavior here.

oh my god, this is so much to take in

baby parachute ultimatums georg has a lot to answer for

explain it to her in terms she will understand: hair straighteners. wives love hair straighteners.

she fucking got your ass, man.

Love to promise things by EOD. Who can say when the day ends, really?

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leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

yikes on bikes

also members of multigenerational households I guess don’t all count as family. which of course isn’t disproportionately targeting certain cultural/ethnic groups.

get fucked, you transphobic bag of rotting roadkill and worms

they keep saying I’m gonna have to renew my LA library card but then the date comes and passes. if they ever make me do it it will be well worth the cost of flights down there to do so because I swear they have absolutely fucking everything.

noooooooo

going to picture a bunch of these lads in all my brain lesions from now on too

did my immune system write this

Zohran Mamdani on CBS — “Socialist politics can flourish anywhere, because there is only one majority in this country, and that is the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what we’re doing, not in the appendix.”

America’s Mayor can’t miss.

this is so fucking amazing. what a truly amazing find. absolute shivers listening to this and now i’m tearing up a little.