he is blue for an amazing reason

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

you ever put mustard on a hot dog and wonder if it says something in arabic

"we don't need to teach computer literacy, young people use computers all the time these days" ok well we also use the English language all the time so i guess we shouldn't be teaching people English either

so happy to be seeing so much red delicious apple hate online lately <3

"STOP calling it a boys club. IT'S NOT A BOYS CLUB. >:("

and then god said be fruity and multiply 🐇🐇🐇

my computer is a machine which turns numbers into other numbers

imagine being the first person to inhale helium i would've lost my mind

POV: you called him a good boy

when life gives you chickens. make chickenade

how many russian trans people have outed themselves by using the wrong past tense by accident

so i've heard

gooseworx? i sure hope it does

half of my sense of humor comes from peanutbuttergamer's super mario 64 chaos edition let's play

i hate how caffeine makes me sleepy yet still keeps me from sleeping like wtf do you want me to do

it's meeee

なるほどね！説明ありがとう！

need this rn it’s so hot hereee ;;;

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なんで返信のような言葉だけど返信ではない日本語の投稿がよく見かけるんですか？

わかんない…🤔

and i’d always have to convert it to digital in my head because that’s where all my practice is, and it’s deeply ingrained to think of time as a number with digits, and not like a continuous circular progress bar

you learn that association through exposure, and i simply never had enough exposure

but it’s a bit like teaching kids the alphabet and then expecting them to be reading shakespeare the next day

it takes practice, and until i recently made an actual effort to learn, it would take upwards of like 10 seconds to read one

20yo who couldn’t read analog clocks until very recently:

idk about people younger than me but in my experience it was still taught, i was taught how to read an analog clock in first grade (circa 2011) and so i always knew basically how they work

pi… oh wait i didn’t reach exactly three sorry, back down you go :3

what if i were counting you up out of trance from one to three and i was like
one
two
two and a half
two and two thirds
euler’s number
the square root of eight

that’s what tiktok is for :3

bunnies

psyduck! psyyduck!! psyyyduuuuuck! !!

how it feels trying to look at a floater in your eye