People who want to lose weight should lose weight
People who want to gain weight should gain weight
What matters the most is that it's what you want
And it doesn't matter to me what you're doing irl if you wanna still hang here for the fantasy and escapism of feedist smut either way.
Enjoy yourself
sun’s out, well, you know
lol
it's so fucking funny
it's only about an hour long and it's one of the funniest things the onion has ever done
if you've never seen it, there's never been a better time to watch porkin' across america www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
THEY DID IT THE CRAZY BASTARDS
A piece for @wuskythehusky.bsky.social who reminds me of the little beautiful things, and who I hope to one day teach what a kilometer is
Happy Dutch-American Friendship Day!
Time for a god damn break
Catch of the day! 🦈
Did I go to bed content with seeing my highest weight ever on my scale? No, I chugged a quart of heavy cream instead. Now I begrudgingly go to bed because all this fat gotta stick somewhere!
we’re CLEAN we’re FULL and we’re EXHAUSTED
overheard one side of a phone conversation: “i don’t think of it as a valid representation of her wanting to be our friend”
I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.
grab. grab. grab. grab. grab.
had a dream that i was a fat dog kissing a fat dog and my god i never have these dreams
"i'm like, a man in a dog way. and a dog in a gay way."
fat stoner
yesssss
i love that roombas are gay. they could’ve just made them straight but they really went the extra mile
Me and @animalmath.bsky.social practicing positive self-talk at a furry con
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
Looks we love
Tim, an extremely obese goat, is having his stomach packed full with a creamy, chuggable shake in a chilled bucket as he relaxes in a room lit by a setting sun. He is so enormous that he covers most of the cushions he sits on, his stomach so large it spills out past his hooves.
No hunger, no 'between meals'. if there's no food, there's food on the way
For @cantrip7.bsky.social
Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax
NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty
i saw you in my dreams last night
