Not watching but still fuming that the #ALLforCITY DarbyQ is on a future Wednesday.

Monkfruit
Whisperberries
I haven't changed my underwear this week

Alt text is how you do this, not just pictures of text.

Sure, but what are you going to do when you exhaust the Chapo trap House audience?

I think you're assuming this guy lives in Salt Lake City.

Tim Cook could spend roughly $226,700 every single day to wipe his butt and run out of money exactly as he turns 100.

I'm usually not an apple guy but Tim Cook's decision to retire at 65 is admirable. Boomers are famously bad at letting go of power, maybe older GenXers will be better? Hope he gets to enjoy a quiet life with his piles of butt-wiping money.

The Ambush played heart attack/Heartbreaker games all season. I couldn't watch the OT.

Also, best-of-3 is a really dumb US soccer innovation.

Cardinals used to sell a full-sized helmet of mini doughnuts that I realized was for sharing only after I had finished it. The helmet is great for going up in my attic.

It was a real evil Genie trope for them to get rid of Precourt.

I just finished Grass based on this thread reccommendation and Holy Interplanetary Catholic Horse Girls!

The best part about this is that my Country Club In-laws loved the joke of "transparent aluminum" and will be repeating it to their friends without any knowledge of Star Trek IV.

A plastic container shaped like a can for water. The joke is a Star Trek IV movie reference.

The mad lads have done it @jessethorn.bsky.social; transparent aluminum.

Chooses to follow the new, American Pope after the schizm.

There were 3 diacritical marks on the pitch for #ALLforCITY when this goal was scored and two of them were involed in the play.

1 diacritical mark in the starters. W-D-L is 0-1-3 for this year; 5-2-4 in club history

Gooses and Gulls play to a draw. #Tottenham

And a "Those that would give up their freedom for security will get neither" fascinator.

A television displays Congressman Eric Swalwell speaking to a seated audience in a room. Text: "ERIC SWALWELL Congressman".

Watching the final episode of Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat

The pussification (complimentary) of New York City.

Couldn't book Tech N9ne to play the cringe capitol theme song?

ConnecTICKut

Surely there's a Buddy Holly impersonator out there that does Weezer covers.

Parasauralophus, but only under the fringe theory that their crest stored a chemical that looked like they were breathing fire.

So happy to finally get to click his box the diacritical marks sheet.

2 diacritical marks in the starters. W-D-L is 1-2-0 for this year; 5-6-9 in club history. (Even though they forgot the marks on diacritical mark powerhouse Tomáš Ostrák)

Potato sack is so last season, barrel with suspenders is the new trend.

But that Ben Folds soundtrack on the Summer Musical...

I have 716 in fyit.wiki: heyscoops.fandom.com/wiki/716:_Pa...

That Ad executive that made that ad buy 6 months ago must have been looking at your kid's medical records.