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I want to use this app more but my tl is not curated like twitter…

Yes which is why they dont need poly relationships anymore and can just cheat

@lesserafim.bsky.social… second year in a row…. GIVE ME THAT M&G VIP TICKET

Annoying coworker keeps talking about baddies in every function/location as if hes going to get one… like he’s baddie watching 😭😭

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Not finding a man any time soon when i have stinky feet

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Everyone thinks im sick bc im wearing a mask so nobody is sitting next to me on this flight

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Waiting in bed for my boss to tell us we csn log off early

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I made it as usual

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Plane boards in 10 mins… just arrived to the airport

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Going to a viet eye doctor and he starts speaking spanish

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Trades in Chicago… like you

Poly relationships reduced by half in NYC

I would die before i do this…

These look-a-like contests pmo… like none of yall look like x person

Wait is thsi in chicago?

At a function yesterday and met someone like this:

Me quitting: beating their asses

No 💔 just the same rate because i “have my masters”…. Like make it make sense

Like i am hourly but i only get paid the same rate… like I need a reason to work overtime… otherwise i will start saying no

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I need to move to a country that doesnt believe in overtime…

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Equinox membership coming to an end… goodbye gym crushes 💔

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Manager asked if i can go to the suburbs tomorrow and i just lied about having a doctors appointment

Fell asleep at my meeting

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I said who?

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I was pretending i was like who?

She was saying its ok but ik shes mad 😭

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Coworker asked me if i like bts

Boss coming into the dt office for the first time today which means I jave to work….

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Hit someones mama in the face during pickleball she started bleeding

They recognized me and laughed when i came in…