In this digital illustration, three baby dragons are sheltered from rain by their gigantic mama dragon. They are on a rooftop in front of a cityscape. The babies gaze up at their mom, smiling.

Sheltering the littlest flames

I remember when gas was less than a dollar. There was a time I could literally collect the cans from my house & the neighbors, walk them down the street to the recycling drop off, and the exchange would get me enough for a couple sodas, some candy/chips, and gas for the weekend.

This is always on her mind.

🎨: @makkudraws.bsky.social

I am definitely guilty of captions in that style, but honestly for me it’s never been about marketability or anything. I just really like teasing and taunting my audience. I guess you could say it’s just as much for me as it is for them.🤷🏻‍♀️

a drawing of a man with red hair and the name akamv on the bottom right Alt: A gif zooming in on Sukuna with an intimidating smile and flames behind him

Y’all. I wanna fuck my husband so bad. Like with a complete disregard and disrespect to the safety and sanity of myself and those around me.

I hope he’s well hydrated.
#nsfw #hornyonmain #thirsty

a man with a beard is making a funny face while holding his hands together . Alt: a man with a beard is making a funny face while holding his hands together . A stereotypic fuckboy pose and expression

📈Temptation rising to buy a string bikini that is purposely too small

a close up of a cat 's face with a yellow blanket in the background Alt: a close up of a cat 's face with a yellow blanket in the background, cat looks vaguely sedated/stoned

My stoned ass when somebody mentions snacks

A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU

Gentle reminder…

Belly-heavy SSBBW anthro deer

gormless strawberry thief

First person pov lookin down a bare belly, blocking the view beneath it save for a pair of plush parted thighs. A red box of fried appetizers sits atop the stretch-marked round of tum, leaning against one thigh

Premium floor time. Pussy out, chill tunes, snacks on deck.
#hornyonmain #irl #fattymcfatfat

This however, IS me.
#nsfw #belly #FAT

Oh absolutely, but do so at your own risk. I am a bloated bih and I never know if it’s gonna make a north or south exit.

a black and white image of a person 's face taken by a camera . Alt: a black and white image from a temperature sensitive camera, capturing a person (waist down) and their less than covert farts

POV me overstuffed tipsy and waddling thru the aisles as I crop dust the local Micheal’s. My bad. 😆

I wish I had it. Gif is not me 😅

a woman in a red dress is holding a can of beer . Alt: a woman in a red dress is holding a can of beer .

Soo uh…went out to dinner w my very handsome husband who absolutely loves spoiling me..

I have had a large booze, an appetizer, an adult entree w salad and a kids entree…

I might be fat

So smol, so sad, must hold the precious bean.

the problem of buying your way into heaven was a key point of the “95 theses” & the Protestant Reformation that followed, so its been an issue long before the US. But I agree, American Capitalism has made it worse, especially in the era of mega churches & their meddling into politics.

I can’t agree w you more. I believe faith is an incredibly powerful & deeply personal way to connect to our communities & the universe as a whole, BUT in general, organized religion fkn sucks. Bc they use faith practices as means to manipulate & control large populations.

Honestly I’ve learned some great things w extensive study of the Bible, but among them is the story of Lots wife: Run & don’t look back, you’ll only end up salty if you do. #exjw

Relatable. My Grammy had been messaging me reminders abt the Memorial every few days for the last month. She’s the only one left that’s still “in”, though we try not to cause conflict. I’ve been out for almost 20 years & haven’t let anyone drag me to a meeting in 12-15.

Fr, I have kept every pair of hospital socks I’ve had access to bc grippie socks are my friends. I have eaten the floor so many times bc my clumsy ass slips in regular socks. But hospital socks fit Horrible. They’re just a tube, so they usually roll around my foot which kinda defeats the purpose.

I have learned that Pilates socks are my perfect sock. More fitted than the average sock, yet not tight. Usually features some arch support w a sort of tab shape at the ankle to make them easy to pull on/off. Cute colors and patterns. And most important: GRIPPIES.

a dog and a cat are laying on a bed together . Alt: A puppy walks across a pillow to promptly sit on the head of a cat already laying on the bed

I’m so tired. 🥱
I really could use a nice place to sit.
Volunteers?

Bra Wars: Revenge of the Tits

a rabbit laying in a pile of grapes with its mouth open Alt: a rabbit laying in a pile of grapes, chewing contently

The last week or so leading up to today’s visit from out of state family has been horrendously stressful & now I’m simply exhausted. I think I could really benefit from a full body massage & an over abundance of treats served up by an ample harem of thicc cuties. What do y’all think?

In all seriousness, a substantial amount of my wg the past few months (which fr I’m not happy about for health reasons) has gone straight to my boobs. Which don’t get me wrong, they look awesome and feel great but y’all, I got a tit reduction for a reason. My back HURTS 😅

a man in a kilt is carrying a large rock while a group of people watch . Alt: a man in a kilt is trundling in a field with a pair of large heavy rocks while a group of people watch . (Likely some sort of Highland Games type activity)

So soft yet soooo HEAVY 😮‍💨
Anyone wanna volunteer to be my bra for the evening? I’m tired of lugging these things around by myself.

a cartoon character with dreadlocks and green eyes is making a funny face Alt: The character “anxiety” from inside out 2 in full panic mode, trying to micromanage far too many things at once.

Manic panic cleaning is /totally/ healthy.
And it’s been storming/raining
And it’s a full moon
Hooray

a cartoon of spongebob using a vacuum cleaner and iron Alt: a cartoon of spongebob cleaning frantically, executing multiple chores at once with multiple sets of arms

Got some family coming in tomorrow from out of state to visit, makes me anxious as hell. 😓

Our tummy shapes are very similar! So cute.