Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.

That's the secret sauce of Clark's charisma

of sideburns, all I had was the squirts and
a vague plan to hurl my homework out of
the back of the bus. I rode my huffy
to the end of the driveway, extended

my claws at a man with a dog and said
“I’m the best there is at what I do, bub.”

#poem

those abs was a belly like a lightbulb—
under that belly, guts writhing like
eels at the prospect of school. All I
wanted was metal bones and a thick set

Here's a poem I'm writing for school (thread):

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𝑆𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝐿𝑜𝑔𝑎𝑛 (𝑏𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝐴𝑖𝑑 𝐻𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑚𝑒)

When I was a child I had a mask a
Wolverine mask made of polyester
bright yellow & black w/ foam plate torso
carved neatly into washboard abs. Under

Corn Pops is the pinnacle. They simply needed to pop them

PAUL CHADWICK’S AWARD-WINNING “CONCRETE” IS BACK! The multi-Eisner Award-winning, multi-Harvey Award-winning, and Reuben Award-winning creation of comics master Paul Chadwick Concrete is back with Concrete: Stars Over Sand, a five-part story of amnes...

@darkhorse.com announces the return of @paulchadwick.bsky.social's Concrete.

I fondly remember this series and count it as one of my favorites. Very much looking forward to this.

www.comicbookyeti.com/post/paul-ch...

Check out Argile the Arachnigator #1 comic! (From Drumsticks of Doom!) by Jon Westhoff on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/par...

Coming soon: The Remainders #1-2 The James family lives in hiding in a garbage filled wasteland... and they'll go to the ends of the world to protect their home.

I started setting up the prelaunch page for my next comic on Kickstarter. She's still a bit sloppy, but check it out anyways. This book is gonna be super fun.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

English with a concentration in writing

First day of Grad school. Hopefully nobody takes my milk money and shoves me in a locker.

Wish me luck

Crazy good library haul today

Cover for The Digger by T.S. Luther and Sam Gudilin from Invader Comics

So @jimmygaspero.bsky.social says he made a NEW BEST FRIEND & he’d really like all of you to listen to their podcast episode. Jimmy chats with @cantbekilledcreations.com about The Digger, out 1/14/26 from @invadercomics.bsky.social They chat about chicken wings. 🔗👇🏽or wherever you get your podcasts.

Is the clown Ronaldo McDonald?

That feels different enough to keep us from being sued, so, yes, that is precisely his name.

Printing proof for The Routine #3, an indie comic about how to survive the 9 to 5 grind, told from the perspective of henchmen. The cover features a henchman holding a very prominent fast food mascot hostage.

Proofs for The Routine #3 are in and have been approved.

This issue came out most resplendent, if I may say so myself.

The cover of Brothers Keepers by Donald Westlake, a comedic crime thriller about monks in Manhattan defending their abbott from real estate developers.

Currently reading: Brothers Keepers by Donald Westlake.

Check these LGBTQ+ Axolotl pins by @comicuno.bsky.social

As a bonus, you can get The Remainders #1 in the indie comics bundle... four indie comics for a buck. Not even Dollar General can compete with these prices

FREE HANDS IS A COMIC BOOK THAT I MAKE (with @mattroweart.bsky.social!)

SHOW ME COMIC BOOKS THAT YOU MAKE (with other people?)

www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...

Wearing a pair of Mizuno soccer cleats as I write so I can't get out of the chair

Sitting at the writing desk in soccer cleats so that I don't have the option of standing up, lest I should destroy my hardwood floors.

Mortimer Mouse (who is a dick) offering Mickey Mouse a handshake. Mortimer Mouse's hips have a fairly severe pelvic tilt, which gives him the appearance of having some serious cake.

Today, I learned that Walt Disney's original name for Mickey Mouse was Mortimer Mouse.

His wife told him to change it because it sounded "too sissy," but to my ear, Mortimer Mouse sounds metal as hell.

Later, a character named Mortimer Mouse was introduced as Mickey's rival (and he's a total dick)

My son is also named Bort.

New Ken Burns doc just dropped 🥵🥵🥵

Bought my cats their own private Costco.

Much like myself at Costco, they're refusing to go inside.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

The Routine #1 is a part of the digital indie bundle... a crazy deal where you get a bunch of indie books for one (1) singular dollar. Check out the campaign!

Thanks for including us, Kat!

a painting of a woman laying in a bed with a blue blanket and a white pillow ALT: a painting of a woman laying in a bed with a blue blanket and a white pillow

Just finished my grad school application. Put way more effort into that than was called for.

Now, to watch YouTube for 7 hours straight to "decompress" (detach from reality)

More drops coming to the New Hampshire area veery sooon as well....

I'll report back with my findings

I think it's like a spiritual Voltron