Eight headlines tracing Tucker Carlson’s journey from hating Trump to loving Trump to calling him the antichrist to being attacked by Trump to apologizing for helping elect him
A story in eight ineptly collaged headlines
I'm always saying this
“America has the greatest road network in the world … [and] includes 10 of the 25 most congested cities.“ Someone in Sean Duffy’s office is both so close and so far from getting it.
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD
A message to Sickos abandoning All-American Alcohol for the Latest Fad “420 Day”:
Just because you CANnabis doesn't mean you SHOULDabis.
@theonion.com
It sounds like they understand the situation and you don't?
julio calling for the outfield hug after a win
the outfield hugging
You've gone too far
The game felt like it was on a knife edge in the 9th until prime Munoz took the mound
Yeah mine is crunchy as hell, surely it was better than this back in the day
I'm watching over the air, does Seattle have a Fox affiliate?
Strongly suggest Mayor Mamdani distance himself from the NY Mets
You're gonna need a guy
That gun was so satisfying. drdrdrdrdrdr
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
This is structurally identical to a Da Share Z0ne post
That's really all I ask
brewers inherit "rally tortoise" after manager pat murphy is told no pocket pancakes in T..."
Politics makes no sense, we must turn to sports for reassurance.
No, that's not it
I would also like to drown out Yankee fans
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
headline: huge shift in generational behavior! human condition will never be the same! all norms have fallen!
article: 2% shift in vodka buying habits in specific cohort, according to vodkastats DOT com
The Mariners losing because of a once-in-a-lifetime fluke of one guy robbing 3 home runs, getting his glove put in the Hall of Fame? That's funny
The Mariners losing after being up by 6 runs, with their elite closer on the mound? Funny
Sports fans need to develop gallows humor or find a different hobby
Every new Godzilla film is an indictment of society’s failure to blow Godzilla up with a big bomb
What I think is happening here is ICE agents said people made them feel uncomfortable.
I think it's just a group of people who imagine being victimized for being white imagining being victimized for being white
I'm being persecuted for my beliefs (which are fucked up and evil by the way)
For those who don't know, this is a Mark Wahlberg-themed restaurant. There are TVs playing clips from Mark Wahlberg movies. This is not a joke.
Again: for any big liberal donor who wants to funnel millions into fixing this country's politics, the ROI on buying any struggling paper and simply tasking it with doing real reporting on local news is vastly higher than the same $$ given to some group that does mass ad buys every election year.
White people invented racism and then immediately got jealous
chart showing gen x more conservative than boomers
Oh sorry I should have explained. Gen X is weirdly conservative. Even more than boomers.
I feel like it's personified by MTV's Kennedy — Cynicism about absolutely everything that turned into belief that good things aren't possible