Not anymore

ART said, And this is your idea of being helpful. I said, “This is my idea of the opposite of being helpful. I am here against my will and you are going to regret that.”

Excellent all around!

Eat your vegetables, children in Boston are going hungry.

Be gay.
Steal artifacts.
Return them to their original cultures.
Fuck crypto.

I wonder how much of a philosopher's output is an attempt to rationalize why they themselves are such a freak? I only ask because reading Kant and it's like oh yeah you definitely never left your backyard

I know that the laughing-crying emoji is supposed to be cringe now, but if I send it to you please know that it is the highest of compliments because laughing until I cry is one of my great joys in life

They managed to lose a run. What kind of etsy witches hate my team?

Oh for fuck’s sake (this is about the phils)

Amaro has a terrible tv voice.

7 losses in a row! Woohoo!

THAT'S OUR GUY!!!!

None of the people writing this are going to catch a charge that fucks up their life. Somebody out there is going to listen to them, though

I love this gif

a group of baseball players huddled together with the number 67 on the back of their jersey ALT: a group of baseball players huddled together with the number 67 on the back of their jersey

EVERYBODY DANCE! 🔱

Why does every white mlb pitcher have Schmidt’s 1980 era mustache?!!

Oh no!!!!

We are very happy that today Apple issued a patch and a security advisory. This comes following 404 Media reporting that the FBI accessed Signal message notification content via iOS despite the app being deleted.

Running (even slowly) is tough! Congratulate yourself! I am proud of you!

Every Caitlin Clark game will be nationally televised as WNBA sets broadcast schedule Portrait of Mitchell Northam Mitchell Northam USA TODAY April 22, 2026, 3:58 p.m. ET

does @usatoday.com know that there are other players in the wnba?

I endorse this proposal. It would also eliminate the various organizations "calling" the results, which is in no way official, but lot of people think it is.

I am sure they were fine!

Schwarber back to the leadoff spot

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Ball gets to second base. Batter awarded a single.

Baseball is…unique. In other news, how is this a hit?!?!

M's game, wild. comebacker flew right into the pitcher's jersey. Scored as a base hit lol

Yummy

Well, cat. :)

Study of the Heads of Two Old Men, by Philippe de Champaigne, 17th c, 📸 by @adampantozzi

Feel better soon! Hope Ghost is keeping you company!