Retvrn to monotonality

Just astonishing casting

Looks like it is now

So did Meyer create him for Army Man? Swartzwelder was writing for that before Simpsons came along

Is that something that’s actually in any doubt?

He chose… poorly

+1

Successfully? No

The scream I scrumpt

D U C K I E

I believe it has to be approved by Judge Guerra Gamble, who I don't think will be predisposed to enormous generosity toward Infowars

Imagine the sheer panic of trying to get the phone’s camera to focus

If I had to choose a spouse by only asking them one question, it would be “domestic flight is scheduled for 6:00 pm. The airport is 45 minutes away. What time do you leave the house and why?”

Same

People genuinely don’t think that we should (promise to) give people things in hopes of gaining their votes, even though that’s the literal core of how to do democracy

Everywhere has good diners, because diners are great! But NJ’s Good Diner density is unparalleled

Was it Frankenstein the book or Frankenstein the classic Edgar Winter instrumental

Very efficient window-looking-out

Why do they all have difficult haircuts

$6.5 million settlement in fatal LA sheriff’s deputy shooting of sword-wielding Palmdale man The lawsuit stemmed from the fatal shooting of the man who had allegedly assaulted his wife and waved the weapon at responding deputies, one of whom opened fire.

It went down 3 years ago, but this is just from Tuesday www.dailynews.com/2026/04/14/6...

Ivory Prison

while we're at it, triple the size of the court (and every other level of the judiciary) and have, oh, 5-justice panels. They can get through a lot more cases that way. Also forcibly retire Thomas—keep paying him for constitutional reasons but give him no duties

whatever happened to that guy [googles] oh good heavens

Courageous, Bold, Loyal, and Smart is some shit you say about a good dog

Extra high testosterone. Male pattern baldness in utero

Nah, you need 3 pairs. A wearing pair, a laundry pair, and an emergency pocket pair. Just cycle those every day

Teacher’s wife

I want to listen to him read the phone book and just talk about the people and what he thinks they’re like

I’d absolutely try to go in a straight line but not clear the big jump you have to do

Hey, I’m just happy to move people with my work