real ones still remember /toggledownfall

as we all know ceasar crossed the rubicon cause it was really hype and aura

anyone doing the whole "you need to tolerate right wingers" thing, is at this poin, just essentially yelling at you for not hanging out with the klan.

no cause uhm uhm uhhhh-

uhhhhhh.....
ummmmm

-fuck!!!

what ozen from hit anime made in abyss would say.

then eat me

yes eat that thing too
whatever it is.

you should eat more

GOOD POST

please tell me when you do, so I can buy shares because I also want to be rich but lack the skill to actually make anything.

Post from headquarters news.bsky.social with video from Tucker Carlson and the text “Tucker Carlson: I'll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We're implicated in this. I misled people.”

if you post this clip, you should also post clips from the same episode of him saying the 2020 election was stolen, the civil rights movement was “disgusting,” and trump can’t be racist bc he has sex with black women.

tucker didn’t have a change of heart over trump; he had a change in strategy

parents had a spare one for me that I switched to.

yeah but why?

what happened?

the big issue with weed is that you need to know a guy and knowing a guy is smth I suck at.

they should invent a version of smoking that looks hot and doesn't kill you.

bluesky isn't playing videos for me. is that forbidden rn?

ofc only the avatimba could master them all

anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad

"bad communist" is a redundant term, cause as we all know communism is when bad and when more bad is more communism
this is why I am commonly considered a huge baddie

fuck they killed him, and here I thought I got blocked and could claim a moral victory (which this always represents on social media ofc)

I got blocked for that one

"another" here implies that you know multiple people who want to fuck dogs. you might wanna reconsider the circles you move in.

weird quantum superposition of a person who is both 9 and 90

hey stop messing with gamers! if you fuck with one of us, you fuck with all of us.

we invented this system so we could stop being virgins!

oh yeah that's just the worst, happens to me with my wisdom teeth all the time too, but you just never know when you might need em.

actually they didn't hire me for that job, so I only get to be a normal corpse.

why would you store that in a wallet? that's not currency, you could get arrested for trying to pay with that.

is that one of those tik tockers you children like to watch?